Someone Creamed On Jodi Marsh’s Face

Posted By: Shawn On: October 22, 2008
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It’s Wednesday but I wish it was actually Friday. I am bored right now and that’s always a bad thing because it normally means I’ll spend the weekend in jail after doing something ridiculous. I’m not sure what I plan on doing yet but I think it will certainly involved liquor, cotton candy and a go-cart. This should be awesome. Jodi Marsh got a facial! Links!

Ice-T’s wife Coco tries to out-slut herself once again
I think I can see Giselle’s hooters in this particular picture
Paris Hilton just bought this house and you should stalk her
Guy Richie’s new chick has a much better rack
Jodie Marsh holds up a sign that says…

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, What A Jackass

Tags: Jodi Marsh, WTF?

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Mila Kunis Looks Weird In Nylon Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: September 30, 2008
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I’ve had the worst heartburn for like 72 hours at this point and it’s beginning to wear me thin. Important people have been trying to talk to me about important things and I’m ducking them because I secretly fear success. I’ve downed about 30 or so of those strawberry Tums in the last 45 minutes and they aren’t doing anything. My feet also smell and this may be why I’m avoiding the important people for the important meeting so that this website can make some important money and your humble writer can eat something more nourishing than humble pie. Seriously, I’m starving. I want to go to Vegas. Maybe I took too many pills this morning? If you’re still reading this than you are a dedicated fan and I love you. Mom.

Why are girls in underwear with cameras so damn hot?
My God. That is one sexy ass shot right there Mrs. Aniston.
Katy Perry is really hot and she has big boobs but this is weird
Megan Fox is wearing nothing but a bra in some terrible movie
Ecko uses hot chick to make me buy shoes and ugly clothes

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Fashion Statements

Tags: Mila Kunis, WTF?

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What’s Up With Christina Aguilera’s Boobs?

Posted By: Shawn On: June 1, 2008
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Christina Aguilera has a terrible boob job. Look at all those scars she’s rockin’ up in her cleavage! I can’t believe I’m going to say this - I think she went too big. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still hop on that faster than you can say ’seriously, you can bang Christina Aguilera right now’. These photos of her and her Frankenboobs were snapped last night at LAX in Las Vegas. What’s LAX? It’s a club that you’re never going to get into where DJ AM spins. The photos below are as close as either of us will ever be to both Christina Aguilera and LAX.