Eva Mendez Is Rocking Some Wonky Ass Boobs

Posted By: Shawn On: July 3, 2008
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I was walking my dog earlier and he almost died. I’m not sure if I’ve talked about my useless ugly ass dog before so I’ll reintroduce him real quick. His name is Axle and he’s a Mexican. I say ‘Mexican’ because he looks a little bit like a chihuahua but he’s mixed with something else so I just call him a Mexican dog. Axle is pretty small and he shakes like Michael J. Fox without medication. Even though he’s a tiny, gay dog he thinks he’s a real badass. So I was taking him for a walk and I went behind my apartment building and along the golf course. All of a sudden I saw a massive female pitbull with boobies that made her look pregnant and she wasn’t on a leash. Axle is so retarded that he tried to go after the dog and they started fighting. I had to pick him up in the air, choking him to death, by his leash so he wouldn’t get swallowed whole. Finally some black dude with no shirt on came out all apologetic and grabbed the dog. Axle barely survived and he’s still retarded. The point of this story is, even that random pitbull had sweeter boobs than Eva Mendez. Check out these photos of her with no bra on hanging out with her boyfriend in Paris the other day and you’ll see what I mean.