Kate Moss Is Now A Slutty Gold Statue

Posted By: Shawn On: October 3, 2008
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I would totally try to pawn that thing for beer money.

Lauren Conrad is banging some random dude these days
Quick! Bat your tiny eyes if you want us to help!
Jodie Marsh should just let those giant bastards breathe
Britney Spears is wearing a blanket on her head
Jessica Alba wants us to vote but I am staring at her boobs

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Kate Moss, Weird

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Eva Longoria Tries To Do A Fire Hydrant

Posted By: Shawn On: July 1, 2008
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Eva Longoria is sitting on that fire hydrant like she could take that sucker no problem. You get the feeling that if you yanked those white pants off it would fit like a sloppy ass glove. What makes it even more bizarre is her shirt says ‘Want More’ and I imagine she does. These were snapped outside the Toast Bakery Cafe on Sunday and I wish I was there so I could have screamed something at her. ‘Yeah, take it baby’ or ’slide that hydrant in, Eva’ would have been on the mark. She does have a pretty nice ass and I was unaware of that before this point so I thank the fire hydrant for that but she looks like an idiot. My shift key is still broken and it’s really pissing me off at this point. I’m thinking about removing it entirely and ductaping a real old school keyboard on top of my laptop. Those things never break. Enjoy these photos of Eva Longoria and I’ll see you in a bit.