Harry Kewell Is A Soccer Player With A Hot Chick

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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Harry Kewell is some douche who plays for Liverpool and he’s obviously having sex with this chick named Sherree Murphy. All of those people are lucky they got a capital letter because I spilled a bunch of Captain Morgan on my keyboard and my shift key is malfunctioning. Seriously, it’s a complete pain in the ass and I’m about to go either all lowercase or all uppercase. All uppercase is annoying because I look like a 13-year-old girl and someone is bound to tell me to ’stop screaming’ even though I’m just typing. All lowercase makes me look like a creep who posts pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. I like to think I’m somewhere in the middle but I’ll be damned if I’m going to keep hitting capslock every time I need a capital letter. Enjoy these photos of Harry Kewell and that chick he’s rubbing lotion on and then go to the bar. God knows that’s where I’m headed.

Too bad Shauna Sand wasn’t wearing a skirt in this picture
Dicks: The Tampa Hooters threw a bikini party and no one invited me
Selena Gomez makes it OK to say the word ‘adorable’ I think
I actually convinced myself that Jennifer Love Hewitt wants me
Illusion: Ashlee Simpson and Rihanna look like they are in a fight

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, WAGS

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Alicia Douvall Wants You To Know Her Name

Posted By: Shawn On: June 10, 2008
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Alicia Douvall is a headline whore. She clearly does things like this just to get some attention. Douvall is a British ‘glamour model’ and she was on the reality show Love Island. She’s also one of those WAGS we were talking about the other day as she is constantly dating a famous soccer (football, whatever) player. I am disturbed by looking at these photos not because of the desperation you can smell through your computer screen but because, look closely, she’s had more plastic surgery than Michael Jackson. He nose, lips and chin look all sorts of messed up and it looks like the plastic surgeon cut her boobs open with a pickax and the implant was forced in with a shovel. It’s possible that the wound was then tied up with earthworms and left to heal. Take a look at this desperate, confused and, most importantly, topless woman below and I’ll go fetch pictures of someone you’ve actually heard of.

Remember Topanga? She likes to get drunk and make out with other girls
Heather Locklear is wasted as hell throwing up some gang signs
Shia LeBeouf gets wasted with friends and they slap him
That pregnant ‘man’ is about to have a baby and I’m scared
Lindsay Lohan is still doing the uber popular lesbian thing

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Alicia Douvall, WAGS

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Abigail Clancy Forgot To Wear A Bikini Top

Posted By: Shawn On: June 8, 2008
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There’s this whole phenomenon that I am absolutely clueless about called ‘WAGS’. It stands for Wives and Girlfriends and it’s used to describe chicks that are dating soccer (football, whatever) players. Abigail Clancy is one of those WAGS. She also won Britain’s Next Top Model a few years back. She’s semi-controversial because she was photographed snorting cocaine and all of the British tabloids ran the pictures in 2006. She’s nailing Peter Crouch who plays for Liverpool and their relationship has been kind of quiet for a while. This photo should change that rather quickly. You see what I did there? You learned something today and you got to look at a naked woman. Cheers.