Victoria’s Secret Models Look Super Hot In GQ

Posted By: Shawn On: August 1, 2008
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People Magazine paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $14 million for the first photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s first biological child - children, actually. To be fair, even the other non-biological kids in the Jolie/Pit UNICEF army were sold to the tabloids but they didn’t bring in money like this new set of twins did. Let’s think about something real quick. The average person makes about $38,000 a year. In ten years time, that person will have made $380,000 a their job digging holes or graves or whatever you freaks do. In a hundred years, which would be an impossible feat considering the average life span is around 75 years, that person would have made $3.8 million. If four average people worked one hundred years straight and didn’t spend a penny they would be able to afford a photograph of a pair of babies made by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. To be fair, I’d pay a serious penny to watch them make said babies but I don’t give a damn what the creatures look like afterward. I’d actually pay money to watch the delivery of the twins if I could videotape it and post it on the site with some full-frontal shots of Angelina’s goods mid-push afterward. $14 million? For baby photos? Luckily, Vanity Spy is completely free of charge - though, would it kill you to click an ad? - and you can check out these photos of the Victoria’s Secret hotties in the latest issue of GQ.

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Danish Model May Andersen Hits Miami Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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I lost the battle against my cable company. I’m not ashamed to admit that I put up my best fight against DirecPath and their sad excuse for local cable service that never works and Internet that gets lapped by dial-up modems won in the end. I attempted to install my Dish TV home kit last night and it turns out a clear view of the Southern sky is needed. I had to completely disassemble the entire thing and I’m going to return it tomorrow. Tonight, I have to dig deep and call the cable company that I told to ’suck it’ back and attempt to clear things up. I doubt the bitch who answers the phone over at DirecPath looks anywhere near as hot as Danish model May Anderson. She has worked for Victoria Secret, Sports Illustrated and Elite Model Management. I guess that’s impressive?

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