Gisele Bundchen Shows Her Ass In V Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: July 15, 2008
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Wow. I think that’s the pinnacle of things as far as hot asses go. This issue of V Magazine just hit newsstands today but God knows you cheap bastards won’t buy it. Mostly because it’s a magazine about women’s fashion and there’s nothing inside that you care about besides these particular photos. But also because you’re bastards. I tossed in some behind the scenes shots as well because, despite your lack of emails, I remain the greatest person alive. The good news is, I’m busting out of the office and heading to the premiere of Batman: Dark Knight tonight. The screening is in an IMAX theater and they serve alcohol there - an open bar. I’m not sure if they realize how much of a mistake it was to invite me but my money says they will regret this tomorrow morning. I’m going to start pounding drinks as soon as I walk in the door and there’s a good chance I’m going to put this place out of business. If I can remember anything tomorrow morning after I wash the hooker smell off, I’ll tell you what I thought of the movie. I can tell you one thing for sure, it’s going to be the biggest box office smash of the Summer no matter what I have to say about it.