Lindsay Lohan Gives Us A Peek Under Her Skirt

Posted By: Shawn On: July 15, 2008
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Back when I used to have cable television, you know, before the bastard company that serves my apartment building decided to close shop, I would watch Seinfeld all the time. It’s a hilarious show and more than anything, it’s familiar. You can turn on the television to any of the 5,000 channels making the rounds these days and you’re bound to see Seinfeld eventually. And there it is, in all of it’s glory, with Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine, Kramer and my all time favorite, George Castanza. They were like good friends to me and their jokes saved me from many a hangover. I feel that same exact way about Lindsay Lohan’s vagina. I’ve seen it a million times but every time a snapshot, sneak peek or super flash hits the net I just have to look. Lohan is still filming that movie that no one will watch called ‘Labor Pains’ and the wind was on our side between scenes today.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, upskirt

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Paparazzi Grabs Shot Up Britney Spears’ Skirt

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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It’s Monday morning and my eyes are barely open but I had to post these shots before breakfast. Not because I thought it would make me sick to look up Britney’s skirt but because I thought they were actually kind of hot. Check out those legs from behind, not too bad. If you zoom in on some of the photos below there’s not telling what you’ll see. I honestly think Britney Spears is getting a little bit closer to hot every single day. There are loads of rumors that she might perform at the VMA’s again as some kind of comeback kid. She’s working out all the time and I would mind watching her transform into a piece of eye candy once again. Hell, I’d do her looking all white-trashy like she does now. Enjoy these photos of Britney Spears and her goods, snapped yesterday in Los Angeles, and I’ll grab a shot of whiskey to wake myself up. I’ll be back in a flash…

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Goods

Tags: Britney Spears, upskirt

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Blake Lively Does Her Sexiest Cab Exit Routine

Posted By: Shawn On: June 19, 2008
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So apparently Gossip Girl is like the hottest show ever except for the fact that no one ever watches it. I don’t get it, the lead character played by Blake Lively is supposed to be a gossip blogger who gets wasted at social events and then kisses and tells. I’ve been doing that for a million plus years and I don’t have my own TV show. And even if I did have a TV show it wouldn’t be like Gossip Girl. It would be called Death Face and everyone would have guns and there would be lots of explosions and blood. Ratings gold. Gossip girl doesn’t have any guns or explosions but it does have Blake Lively and I guess that’s pretty good. Here she is at Tortilla Flats in New York City on Tuesday looking delicious. Blake gives us a decent shot at the whole package as she exits a cab and prepares to get hammered. Enjoy the pictures and tell a friend.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Blake Lively, upskirt

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Pop Star Jojo Gives The Front Row A Sneak Peek

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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That guy Tim Russert who hosts Meet the Press died today which is sad because he seemed like a nice dude. So right now I’m watching all of the other news people on all of the other news channels kiss his ass - and rightfully so. He was actually in the studio working when he had a heart attack and died and that proves to me that work kills people. He was a little overweight but he wasn’t all that old and it’s kind of a shock that he’s dead. Most of you idiots have tuned out already because I’m not making dick jokes but it was on my mind and I don’t really care to write about Jojo and her underwear. I dedicate this post, that’s right this crotch shot post from a pop star, to Tim Russert. Rest in peace my good man.

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Posted in: I See Your Goods, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Jojo, upskirt

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Kim Kardashian Is Wearing White In Monaco

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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I can’t think of a single celebrity whose panties I haven’t seen at this point. It’s almost like you have to try not to look up their skirts. When I was in middle school and my hormones were raging I used to try to catch even the slightest glimpse up a skirt whenever possible. Back then, I was lucky to see anything. Maybe these celebrities could learn a lesson from my classmates who clearly didn’t want me to get any action. If 13-year-old Laura Stanhouser can somehow hide her goods from me for more than four years I think Kim Kardashian should be able to do it during photocalls like this one in Monaco yesterday. Laura was super hot and she looked so much older than all of the other girls in middle school. I always thought that was really cool until I saw her at a gas station last month and she looked like she was 45. She was working at the Amoco around the corner emptying the garbage cans and when she saw me she just turned around in embarrassment and went back inside. Being the douche that I am, I screamed her name and followed her in for the awkward conversation. She has four kids and her husband also works at the gas station. I didn’t know what to say about her stroke of bad luck so I just said ‘awesome’ and walked away. If she’s reading this, I can never go back to that Amoco which sucks because they have the cheapest gas in town. I blame Kim Kardashian’s panties for my new dilemma.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Goods

Tags: kim kardashian, upskirt

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Hayden Panettiere Teases The World

Posted By: Shawn On: June 4, 2008
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Let’s face it, Hayden Panettiere is the hottest thing going. Check out some of these photos of her partying after winning ‘best newcomer’ at the Glamour Awards last night and you’ll see why. The bitch is practically flawless. I hear she has an unhealthy fascination with marine animals but I like to think that I can look past that. We were literally just inches away from getting an epic crotch shot from Hayden. Check out the rest of the gallery below and click on my links like a madman. Then come back tomorrow and do it all over again.

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Tags: Hayden Panettiere, upskirt

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Audrina Patridge Gives Us A Peek

Posted By: Shawn On: May 31, 2008
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A lot of people hate the paparazzi these days. I am not one of those people. You have to give it to the bastards, their ability to snap photos of famous peoples naughty places is shocking. Audrina Patridge from the Hills got out of this car yesterday in LA and her thong was showing for a second. That second, that wonderful, wonderful second, will be forever immortalized in the photos above and below. So it is for that reason that I say thank you to the paparazzi. Enjoy!