Who Doesn’t Want Eva Herzigova Topless

Posted By: Shawn On: November 13, 2008
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Why are you reading this? There are pictures of a supermodel topless above and below what you are reading. Stop reading this. No. Seriously, quit it. Give it a rest, already! Good lord, you must never get any action. Nerd.

With Love, Meg

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Giselle Bundchen Topless In Some Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: October 22, 2008
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Tom Brady is totally hitting that. Here are my links.

Nicole Richie is in a cat fight and she’s soaking wet. So hot.
That one chick that no one knows got her own show somehow
Paris Hilton wants to be President and we should let her
Christina Aguilera is posing for some weird pictures. Boobs!
Sign Up For This Or You Will Die Tomorrow

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Aubrey O’Day Is Almost Like A Superhero Slut

Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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What up, bitches? It’s Meg, I’m back and ready to host your SFW daily porn. I have to work at some bar tonight…something about recruiting hot chicks to be a spokes model. They picked me to work the event because the guys at work think “hot chicks can attract hot chicks.” You know what I think? I think they are getting a kick out of me walking up to these scantly clad, big boobed, drunk ass chicks and trying to take pictures of them. I’ll be totally honest, it is a funny sight, however cruel I lead them to believe they are being. Whatever. Visit me at the bar, buy me a drink and maybe I can set you up with one of those chicks. Oh, here are some random pics of Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane topless. Awesome. Now click my links because I’m in control and I like it.

With Love, Meg

That’s enough, John Mayer…seriously…go away.
I can totally see Mischa Barton’s nipple. Sweet.
Something bad just happened to Lindsay Lohan’s face
Best. Motorboat. Ever.
I want to touch, and lick, and kiss and…uhh….

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Boobs

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Cindy Crawford Is Topless On A Boat Somewhere

Posted By: Shawn On: August 6, 2008
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Considering her age, Cindy Crawford’s rack is in amazing shape. I’m hard at work today launching the radio version of Vanity Spy. That’s right bitches, we’re taking this show to the airwaves. Before you know it, the Vanity Spy Radio Show will be playing on radio stations around then country, then, the world. Or at least that’s how it plays out in my head. There are additional team members to announce, some of whom you may be familiar with, and tons of other details to follow but I thought I should drop the basic details now. The radio show is going to run about 90 seconds in length and will air on various types of radio stations around the country. If you happen to be a Program Director and you’re interested not only in on-air content but also online content and web traffic, you can contact me via the email link at the bottom of this post. Cindy Crawford helps us celebrate this momentus occasion by sunbathing topless on a yacht. Enjoy the photos…

Morgan Freeman is still in the hospital and he’s getting a divorce
Weezer is going on tour and they may be coming to your town
A Batman fan built this bad ass car and you will like it
The police totally want a piece of that one Olsen twin
Crazy little bitches get caught spying on the Jonas Brothers

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Mischa Barton Is Topless In Nylon Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: July 18, 2008
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I got tanked at that island bar again last night. There weren’t any midgets in attendance but there were a whole lot of drunk oil guys from New Jersey. They’re in town installing some sort of pipeline out west and they were kicking back some drinks after work. I hit it off with them right away and we ended up pounding shots in the pouring rain. Seriously, it was like monsooning for a while last night. I was at the bar a total of about 4 hours and when I left there was more than a foot of rainwater in the parking lot. There were Kayaks for rent in this little booth and I was totally considering renting one and taking it for a spin around the parking lot like it was post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans or something. I’m a little hungover now so these Mischa Barton photos from the latest edition of Loaded Magazine seem like a good way to start the day. Enjoy the eye candy and click my links.

Lindsay Lohan looks like a long lost Blues Brother or something
Salma Hayek has some of the greatest cans that I’ve ever seen
Britney Spears lost the epic custody battle with K-Fed
Jennifer Garner is pregnant and she is already showing
Christina Milian is in a bikini looking pretty sexy once again

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Liv Tyler Is Sunbathing Topless In Copenhagen

Posted By: Shawn On: July 9, 2008
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I used to think Liv Tyler was totally hot. One of my favorite movies a few years back was ‘Empire Records’ and the scene where she’s about to bang Rex Manning wore out the buttons on my VCR. Then, I got a little older and a little wiser and realized that she is too pale and her boobs aren’t that amazing. I’m actually surprised how good she looks in these photos, snapped in Copenhagen recently, even her boobs look bigger. I happen to think all chicks should sunbathe topless and if you bastards weren’t so creepy in the way you stare at them I could probably make it happen with a law or something. I’m actually thinking about trolling the beaches in Miami this weekend after Warped Tour. I’ll be nice and lit up by then and I’m sure to find a few topless hotties hanging out somewhere. If you’re in the Miami area, hit me up with an email and I’ll buy you a drink.

Is Toccara holding giant melons or are those her real boobs?
Hilary Duff is looking might fine from behind right now
Just As Bad As I Thought: Ali Lohan’s new leaked single is atrocious
Sound The Alarm: Britney Spears doesn’t look bad, again
This is what Heidi Klum looks like while licking ice cream

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Tila Tequila Is Topless And She Has A Big Snake

Posted By: Shawn On: July 4, 2008
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CKM is some magazine that certainly isn’t in English and I almost feel bad posting this on the 4th of July but Tila Tequila looks hot with that snake. Then again, the whole ‘patriotic’ thing is out the window anyhow because I’m drinking Canadian beer. I almost wish that during the photo session the snake busted loose and killed her so we wouldn’t have to deal with her pretending to be a lesbian anymore but I am not a lucky man. I’m ready to ditch the laptop at this point and head to downtown West Palm Beach for some real drinks and wet chicks but I have to take a shower first. I haven’t done laundry in about six months so there’s nothing to wear but the least I can do is not smell like ass. I would buy some new clothes on the way but it’s a holiday and no one else besides me works on holidays anymore. You bastards should log off and have a Bar-B-Q or something. I’ll see you tomorrow.

This is what you should do at your 4th of July party tonight. Trust me.
Mandy Moore is single and I think she should bang me now
Carla Maria has a weird face but her body is banging for sure
Brenden Fraser is still alive and he wants to speak with you
Ashbee is my type of chick. Lots of drinking and not lots of clothes