Jessica Simpson Spices Up A Super Slow Sunday

Posted By: Shawn On: July 13, 2008
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So I finally made it back in West Palm Beach and my Internet is down. I live in one of those communities where you don’t have much of a choice in cable providers. You see, the crooked assholes who run this joint have a deal with a terrible national company called DirecPath. They claim to offer DirecTV for some rather affordable rates and they also claim to have ‘high speed Internet’. The upload speeds clock in at an amazing 30kbps which is about as fast my usb modem was when I was surfing on AOL 1.0 back in 1995. They advertise the download speeds as 5.0 Mbps and the best numbers I could get were closer to 1.0 Mbps. The ‘DirecTV’ service that they offer is not available in my complex and I have to deal with their sad excuse for digital cable. They discontinued this ‘digital cable’ service about a month ago and neglected to tell anyone. They didn’t, however, neglect to keep charging me for this ‘digital cable’ that they no longer provide. The bottom line is, this company sucks and you should thank God that you don’t have to deal with them. Maybe these pictures of Jessica Simpson on her way to the Heart concert will brighten up my day but I don’t it.