Posted By: Shawn On: October 27, 2008
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For the first time in my life, someone said “That’s what she said” and meant it literally and totally non-sexually. Wow, someone write about this stuff in Wikipedia before it becomes an urban legend. Tila Tequila turned 27 in Miami and made out with her girlfriend the whole time. Congrats on being old and a lesbian. Click my links. Make me look like I’m worth the zero dollars they pay me to do this stuff. Thanks.

With Love, Meg

Watch “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” NSFW full scene
Two is definately better than one
Tracy Bingham’s nipples take out the trash
I’d hit it. Over. And Over. And Over.
I never thought I’d think Cindy Crawford was ugly

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 23, 2008
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I have nothing to do today at work but I’m not going to tell anyone because I don’t want someone to give me some inane task to complete so that they don’t have to do it. That’s not how I operate. I’m bored. I’ve been watching YouTube videos all day to pass the time. I figure, if I stare at my computer screen very intensely no one will notice that I’m not really doing anything. I hate Tila Tequila. She is pointless. Hell, she’s not even hot… she’s has the head of an alien and she’s almost legally a midget. I don’t feel like doing links either, so you get nothing today. Deal with it. Take a deep breath and move on. Tomorrow is another day or something like that.

With Love, Meg

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 22, 2008
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I am so behind schedule that this is my first post of the day. Stories later… it’s time to get something out there. Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her rack. Enjoy.

Someone stole these photos of Jamie Lynn breastfeeding!
Mickey Mouse just made Hannah Montana his bitch
DJ AM is a total badass and he survived a plane crash
Lindsay Lohan pretty much wants us to look at her boobs
Lauren Conrad is hot but ‘hot’ doesn’t win you an Emmy

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Boobs, Tila Tequila

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 4, 2008
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I’m broken. I woke up this morning and my back was feeling better until about seven seconds ago when I tried to get up and it exploded. I will have to continue crawling around on the ground and using my laptop for anthing day or so. I was using Icy Hot and that seemed to be working well but then everyone would be like ‘what’s that smell? It smells like Icy Hot’ every time I walked in a room and it started to annoy me. I swallowed about 5 or 6 generic over-the-counter back pain pills with no results. This could have something to do with the fact that I still sleep on an inflatable mattress on the floor of my room. Anyhow, check out these pictures of Tila Tequila and her ugly new girlfriend that I meant to post yesterday and forgot about. I will be attempting to crawl over to the refrigerator and grab a beer. Wish me luck.

Katy Perry is looking pretty hot on the set of her new video
The Rage Against The Machine dudes go nuts, battle cops
I hate Sean Penn and I will never, ever, ever watch this
Four Times: Christina Aguilera Looks Hot, Hot, Hot and Hot
Let’s all watch Kim Kardashian take a bath and wiggle her junk

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Daily Eye Candy

Tags: Girlfriend, Tila Tequila

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 1, 2008
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The CEO of Yahoo has this hot daughter named Courtenay Semel that has been getting some press lately. There was a big Epic Records party for this band called White Tie Affair and Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel were there with loads of other famous people who get paid to party. The Yahoo chick has a boyfriend but she got drunk as piss and started grinding and making out with Tila Tequila. Then, they left the club together and messed around at an after-hours spot and Courtenay Semel’s boyfriend ended up breaking up with her - or she broke up with him, whatever. These are the problems that rich, spoiled kids and sons and daughters of oil magnates have to deal with. If this boyfriend, his name is Casey Johnson, was smart he would have tried to rope the two hotties into a threesome and filmed the whole thing. Something tells me this won’t be the last piece of hot ass that Casey Johnson stumbles over. His dad owns a tiny company called Johnson & Johnson. They make everything. Think about how terrible your life is compared to these talentless assbags as you click around these hot photos of Tila Tequila outside some club in Hollywood.

Jenny McCarthy is at the premiere of Pineapple Express
Stephanie Taylor from Full House is off meth on to reality show
Unknown people from Hairspray and America’s Next Top Model fight
Sign It Now: This is a petition to get Bono of U2 to retire
Kate Hudson is banging that guy from the Black Crowes again

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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For some reason, I’m all wrapped up in this random missing child case. You know the drill, semi-attractive 22-year-old reports a missing child and there seem to be more questions than answers. This time the story is set in Orlando and the mother’s name is Casey Anthony. I think I’d be more partial to calling her murderer rather than mother for the rest of this entry. So murderer steals her Mother’s car and money and Mom finally says ‘enough is enough’ and calls the cop on her daughter. Murderer then tells her mother that her 3-year-old daughter has be missing for 31 days. Mother and rest of Murderer’s family go bananas. Murderer begins new string of compulsive lies. She says the last time she saw her daughter was when she dropped her off at the baby sitter’s house 31 days earlier. Murderer names Zenaida Hernandez-Gonzalez as the baby sitter and says she has been friends with her for 5 years and has used her as a baby sitter for 1 1/2 years. One problem, Zenaida Hernandez-Gonzalez doesn’t exist. To be continued… Check out these photos of Tila Tequila in some looking slutty.

Some chick from the Sugarbabes looks kinda OK in a bikini
I almost posted these photos of Adriana Lima and her bra
Harry Potter is back and I guess some people are excited
I Got An 80%: Take the breast test and see how well you do
Gordon Ramsey is in trouble for talking about ‘Pussy’ drink

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 4, 2008
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CKM is some magazine that certainly isn’t in English and I almost feel bad posting this on the 4th of July but Tila Tequila looks hot with that snake. Then again, the whole ‘patriotic’ thing is out the window anyhow because I’m drinking Canadian beer. I almost wish that during the photo session the snake busted loose and killed her so we wouldn’t have to deal with her pretending to be a lesbian anymore but I am not a lucky man. I’m ready to ditch the laptop at this point and head to downtown West Palm Beach for some real drinks and wet chicks but I have to take a shower first. I haven’t done laundry in about six months so there’s nothing to wear but the least I can do is not smell like ass. I would buy some new clothes on the way but it’s a holiday and no one else besides me works on holidays anymore. You bastards should log off and have a Bar-B-Q or something. I’ll see you tomorrow.

This is what you should do at your 4th of July party tonight. Trust me.
Mandy Moore is single and I think she should bang me now
Carla Maria has a weird face but her body is banging for sure
Brenden Fraser is still alive and he wants to speak with you
Ashbee is my type of chick. Lots of drinking and not lots of clothes

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Tags: Tila Tequila, Topless

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