Tara Reid And Her Giant Friend Are Hammered

Posted By: Shawn On: July 2, 2008
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Everybody on the planet is having a birthday today except for me. I’m kind of thankful for that because I don’t want to be any older than I am. I would like to ignore birthdays from this point on and stay this age for a long time. Lindsay Lohan is 22, Ashley Tisdale is 23, and Michelle Branch is 25 today. And those are just the female celebrities who were born today. I think Lindsay Lohan is the more famous of the bunch so let’s read her horoscope. She’s a Cancer and today’s horoscope for Lohan is as follows: ‘Today is all about new beginnings for you and your family — and your positive energy should help reassure anyone who is concerned about where it’s all going. Take a step and see what happens!’ Weird. It almost makes sense with the stories coming out about her possibly having another illegitimate sister. She should take a step into my bedroom and see what happens. On second thought, I don’t want anything to do with her herpes. Enjoy these photos of a completely unrelated and completely hammered Tara Reid and her giant friend partying it up last night in Hollywood.