Sophie Monk Goes Halloween Shopping

Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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That stupid troll-looking bitch in my office touched me again today. She said that I was clicking the thumb drive that I had in my hand too loud. I turned around a stared at her for a second and then went back to work. As I was typing away on my keyboard, I said ‘I hope this isn’t too loud here, all the keyboard banging, I don’t want to piss you off or interrupt your precious work’ and she looked at me all serious-like and said ‘oh, that’s no problem, I mean you can’t help how loud your keyboard is, you do have to work afterall’. So I stared into her monster eyes and said ‘I was being sarcasting you jackass, if you ever touch me again or bitch about my idiocycracies, I will stab you to death with this staple remover and feed you to the pigs’. She seems to be leaving me alone for now. Here’s Sophie Monk shopping for some Halloween stuff.

Scary Spice has the hottest rack of the Spice Girls crew
Bruce Willis must be working on some crazy ass movie
Carmen Electra still remains relevant somehow
Seriously, this is the hottest outfit I have ever seen
Another peek at Hefner’s new sexy twin girlfriends

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Halloween, Sophie Monk

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Sophie Monk Is Wearing Daisy Dukes

Posted By: Shawn On: October 4, 2008
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Call the search party off, I found Shawn. Well… I didn’t actually see Shawn, I just heard him. He hosts some lame party at some lame club sometimes and I was there last night. I heard him on the mic, but I never actually pinned him down. The bartender said she saw him at one point in the corner doing body shots. That’s when I gave up. I don’t ever wanna see his pale body and the poor girl that had to touch it. On the flip side, if he was doing body shots off some chick… good for him. Although he probably has some weird disease and she got it just to make out with a party host. Gross. I bet when she woke up this morning, with the light of day showing the truth about her night, she regretted her friends dragging her to the club. Poor thing. Girls are gullible and Shawn has a gay-dar for easy chicks. At least he’s good at something. Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk to get you through the day. Enjoy them while I take a nap and click my links while you’re at it. Thanks!

With Love, Meg

There are no words to describe her
Drunk chicks are hot
I think I own these panties
Vanessa Hudgens has camel toe
The Juice ain’t loose no more

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Legs, Sophie Monk

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Sophie Monk Has Some Pretty Sexy Legs

Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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I am going to pose a question today because this has been bothering me since my Victoria’s Secret days…thong VS boyshorts. My friend and I were getting dressed one day and she’s was clearly a thong girl. I prefer the boyshort. Now, my theory is that guys prefer thongs on hot, unattainable chicks because it makes them look slutty and provides a reason why the chick won’t sleep with them. Guys prefer boyshorts in the classic “girl next door” sorta way. So which is it? Boyshort or thong? Email me and let me know because I’d like to settle this debate once and for all. Here are some pics of Sophie Monk. I think she’s peeing on a wall, but there’s really no telling because she’s a whore that probably wears a thong. Click my links or eat shit.

With Love, Meg

Funny. I like funny. It makes me laugh.
You should never put beer in the freezer. Case closed.
I’d get n the middle of this fight if it involved nakedness
Jennifer Aniston is hotter after she left John ‘The Douche’ Mayer
Apparently Beyonce likes to role play

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Tags: Legs, Sophie Monk

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Sophie Monk’s Boobs Are On A Bike

Posted By: Shawn On: September 15, 2008
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I rode a bike today for the first time in eight years. I was able to recreate the ‘no hands’ move while singing ‘I can ride my bike with no handlebars’ by The Flobots. Excited about this trick, I thought I’d crank it up a notch. I decided I was time to see if I could still do some of the old school bike tricks. Some of it came easy, I can still wheelie like a champion. I can bunny hop and can-can and everything else. But when I tried to ride my bike backwards, I payed the price. I used to be able to put my ass on the handlebars and my feet backwards on the pedals and I could ride backwards. Not so much, these days. I got about two full rotations of the pedals before I fell off the bike and dragged my face along the asphalt for about 30 paces. It was awesome. While I soak my face in hydrogen peroxide, you check out these pictures of Sophie Monk’s boobs on a bike

Brooke Hogan has some great boobs and they help her float
Jennifer Lopez completed something that I could never complete
Lindsay Lohan likes to fight with the photogs to get attention
Wow. Seriously, I would tear into Aubrey O’Day every day
Two of those douchebags from the Howard Stern show are gay

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Tags: Boobs, Sophie Monk

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Sophie Monk Keeps The No Bra Train Running

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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I love when girls neglect to wear bras. I don’t care if it’s intentional or unintentional or whatever. Sophie Monk is up there with the best of them. She looks like she’s sneaking some erasers under her shirt or something. I can’t say I blame these bitches. On a hot day, I feel like taking my shirt off from time to time and if it weren’t for my bizarrely thick chest hair, I might make that move from time to time. Whatever keeps these ladies doing this, I hope it continues. Enjoy these photos of Sophie Monk wandering around LA, showing you her nipples. Then, you should click my links because they are better than yours.

More photos of that hot chick from Danity Kane kissing girls
Cassie is rocking a mean cameltoe in this useless photoshoot
Scarlett Johansson still has some really massive boobs
More info about the Pineapple Express movie I’m watching tonight
What in the name of God is this old bitch wearing?