Christina Ricci Lost The Back Of Her Dress

Posted By: Shawn On: October 22, 2008
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I don’t like that sideboob. There’s something weird going on.

Hugh Hefner is still banging those hot twin chicks
Meagan Good is famous, she has big boobs and here’s a video
Mandy Moore is looking pretty sexy in some slinky black dress
Paris Hilton has a TV show but no one is watching it
Mike Epps likes fat chicks and I think he should take them all

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Tags: Christina Ricci, Sideboob

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Holly Madison Sideboob Makes Monday Better

Posted By: Shawn On: September 29, 2008
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It’s Monday. I’m hungover. Look! Holly Madison’s sideboob!

James Franco got an award that doubles as a bong
I still say that Rumor Willis is doable and no one agress
Audrina Patridge and her tattooed sister are in bathing suits
Mini Me’s hot chick is cheating on him with another famous midget!
Jennifer Aniston is in a bikini and she looks pretty sexy

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Tags: Holly Madison, Sideboob

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Karolina Kurkova Is Almost Naked On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: September 25, 2008
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I just found out that I am going to have to come into work at 8:15am from now on. I’m supposed to be here at 8:30am…I actually get here around 9:00am. It’s a special system that I have worked out called, “Screw you. I stay late every day. If I don’t get here until 9:00 then I don’t get here until 9:00am.” My boss loves it. Needless to say, this has all changed because I have this stupid meeting every single freaking day. I am going to start taking the Office Space approach where I will bring in fish and gut them on my desk, knock down walls (which will be interesting considering I have an office with actual walls), and just all around not do work anymore. This is going to be great. Now click my anti-work links so I can plot the demise of this building. Oh yea…here’s some pics of Karolina Kurkova on the beach looking hot.

With Love, Meg

There’s something about Amandine that I can’t figure out
I don’t care what you say, I want this chick
Should she spit or swallow?
The Keely Hazell 2009 lingerie calendar should be on my wall
Weird and huge boobs — my kind of chick

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Tags: beach, body, Karolina Kurkova, Sideboob

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Aubrey O’Day Shows Off Some Decent Sideboob

Posted By: Shawn On: July 29, 2008
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Last night, for the first time in what seems like forever, I actually paid to see a movie. I used to watch the X-Files when it was on TV and sometimes I would think Gillian Anderson was pretty hot. Plus, the show was always decent. There was usually a good story line and it left you guessing the entire episode.The movie, not so much. It was probably one of the worst flicks I’ve seen in the past few years. I guess that explains the complete and total failure at the box office. There was one cool part where this psychic guy led Skully and Molder to a sheet of ice with lots of dead people underneath. Then, another where people were being sawed into pieces. Other than that, it was crap. Go see Stepbrothers instead - it was pretty funny. Enjoy these pictures of Aubrey O’Day, the hottie from Danity Kane, promoting some clothing line you don’t care about and showing off some amazing sideboob. Then click my links or you’ll get Cancer.

Brooke Hogan is still a total slut and this video proves it
Butters Is Pissed: As of this moment, all Bennigan’s restaurants are closed
Gillian Anderson is looking pretty frumpy at The Late Show
Audrina Patridge hates all of her roommates and so do I
R. Kelly’s entire album has leaked and it’s completely ridiculous

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Gillian Anderson From X-Files Rocks The Sideboob

Posted By: Shawn On: July 8, 2008
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Gillian Anderson has been married a million times. She must be a really crazy bitch to live with because all of her relationships end in a nasty divorce. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Gillian is one of those girls that is super fun when you first meet them. You go from not knowing one another to hanging out every minute of every day. You’re having sex like you’re the last couple on Earth and you’re attempting to repopulate the planet. Life is good, the sex is great and everything is going swell. Then, you decide to get married. 18 months later you’re cursing the bitch over a bottle of Jim Beam as you wet yourself in the local pool hall. What? I’m not saying I’ve been there, I just know the type. Below is a list of Gillian Anderson’s failed marriages. May they rest in peace.

January 1st 1994 Gillian Anderson marries Clyde Klot
Three years later, in 1997, the couple was divorced
December 2004 Gillian Anderson marries Jullian Ozane
April 21st 2006, 16 months later, the couple divorced

OK, so it’s not quite a million divorces but I’ll put my money on the guess that she’s a real bitch. Truth is, I’d deal with the bitchy part to have a few good months of grabbing that sideboob and rolling around in the sheets with Gillian Anderson. I’d make her watch X-Files reruns with me while I nailed her. It would be awesome. Enjoy these photos of a sexy Gillian Anderson in the August edition of UK Esquire and then click my links.

Speaking Of Divorce: Why is Shaq still with his soon-to-be ex-wife?
Anne Hathaway looks like some sort of alien cyborg or something
Ashlee Simpson’s boobs are approaching comical size really fast
The Batchlorette is over and the hot chick pick this douchebag
Prepare Yourself: Big Brother is coming back to America soon

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Tags: Gillian Anderson, Sideboob, X-Files

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Audrina Patridge Gives Some Decent Sideboob

Posted By: Shawn On: July 3, 2008
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What’s up with those shades? It’s like when you were a little kid and it was cold outside but you didn’t have a jacket so you put on your Dad’s old jacket and it didn’t fit worth a damn. You would bitch at your Mom about it the whole time and she would just say ‘it’s cold and you’re wearing the jacket’. The sleeves would drag down at your ankles and the entire time you’re just thinking ‘damn, I wish my parents weren’t so cheap and I know the kids are going to beat me up for this, again’. I must have got my ass kicked a dozen times over that jacket. My jaw is still all screwy. Ugly sunglasses or not, I’d kidnap Audrina Patridge and store her in my basement any day. Enjoy these photos of Audrina picking up her laundry yesterday while I scope out my nonexistent basement.

Here’s the opening scene of ‘The Wackness’ which is getting some buzz
Kristy Morgan’s boobs are in desperate need of some motorboating
Get Political, Ladies: Show your boobs for Presidential candidate Barack Obama
A-Rod’s wife may have left his ass for that dude Lenny Kravitz
WaWaWeWe; Russian cheerleaders are even sexier than I had imagined

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Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Sideboob On Set

Posted By: Shawn On: June 21, 2008
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I feel like I’ve already watched this entire movie. Lindsay Lohan has been working on ‘Labor Pains’ for like a million weeks now and every single scene has been photographed. I know that the movie has some baseball scenes in it. I know that Lohan is pregnant and she smokes a lot and I know that the finished product will be an absolute abomination. These are the things that I know. Anyhow, Lindsay was rocking some scary looking sideboob on the set the other day and we can only hope and pray that it doesn’t end up on the cutting room floor. I’m usually a big fan of the sideboob but this looks all wrong. Try not to vomit on your keyboard and send the link to your friends just to be a dick.