Posted By: Shawn On: October 28, 2008
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I live in South Florida… it’s currently 52 degrees outside… I am not happy. Jennifer Ellison… pink lingerie thingy. Links. Click them… I’m going back to bed.

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They found that boy’s body.
When did Nicolas Cage have a son and why is he weird?
Obama’s mom has more nudie pics
Best. Cover up. Ever.
At least she has a nice body

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Tags: Boobs, Jennifer Ellison, Sexy

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 24, 2008
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Posted By: Shawn On: October 20, 2008
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I had the harsh realization this morning that I don’t have a Halloween costume. The big party around here is going down this weekend and because Halloween is the best opportunity to become a slut (only in appearance) I had to do it up. I found this random site online that boasted a “Video Game Girl” costume. I’m not a nerd by any means, but c’mon! This thing has Pacman and Mrs. Pacman on the boobs! I had to get it. The thing is coming this week and I am stoked to be a 1980’s nerd fantasy. This has nothing to do with Miranda Kerr’s topless sand covered body on the beach, but I was dying to talk about my new slut-wear. Click my links. I’m going to the bar.

With Love, Meg

Did Douche McGee knock up Jennifer Aniston?
Sweet. Lesbian train wrecks are even better
Pick up a Playboy hottie. Learn how here.
Someone deflated Tara Reid’s ass
Warning: This is Sparta

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 16, 2008
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Oh. My. God. I need to change my pants.

Audrina Patridge leads the links once again
Posh Spice is doing something sexy in Germany
New Fad: It’s all about the knuckle tattoos these days
Something happened here… what, we may never know
Kevin Costner’s bitch has a pretty nice rack

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Tags: Danielle Lloyd, Sexy

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 15, 2008
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Who is she? Who cares? She’s hot. Links.

So Nasty: A-Rod is licking all over Madonna’s hairy ass man-lips
Katie Perry is totally looking like Minnie Mouse with some cameltoe
Holly Madison would like some bigger juggs so take a peak
Just Like Us: Mischa Barton has a 12-pack of Bud Light
Jennifer Aniston’s boobs would like to be famous. Thank you.

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 14, 2008
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The stock market is going crazy these days. I’ve lost nearly a quarter-million dollars in my 401k in the last week or so. Just kidding, I don’t have a 401k. But my roommate totally does! And he cashed that puppy out on Friday so I spent most of last night at the bar laughing at him and pointing to CNN where the stock ticker showed the biggest one day point gain in the history of the Dow. Sucker! My real 401k is a broccoli rubberband holding together some spare cash underneath my inflatable bed. Also, I have a bunch of change in my cup holder. I checked my investments last night and both the cupholder change and the air mattress cash have remained at the previous levels. This proves my long-held theory that hiding money in random places is a better idea than investing in companies and enriching fat, white CEO’s. You should invest like me. Then, you should look at these Alice Goodwin photos and click my links because I rule.

Madonna has a better mustache than the legendary Tom Selleck
Jailbait?: How old could Taylor Momsen possibly be?
Ringo Starr doesn’t want your God damned fan mail anyways. Bastard.
Jane Taylor’s outfit is ugly but her body is bangin’
This photo shows a young Shawn reaching for his life blood

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Office space is pretty cramped these days. They had to stick this other chick in the same room with me and she’s terrible. She’s like an ugly, stiff doll that came to life and then lost it’s personality. Because I’m crazy, I tend to pick up small items and click them around to occupy my time. This apparently pisses her off and breaks her concentration as she listens to Rush Limbaugh. (Seriously, what late-twenties chick listens to Rush Limbaugh?) She usually taps me on my shoulder and asks me if I would ‘mind stopping’ whatever the hell I was doing at that time. Then I just stare back at her and think about how fun it would be to pound her face in with a brick. If she touches me one more time, we’re going to have a body on our hands. Will someone Google ‘how to get rid of a dead annoying bitch’ for me? Much appreciated. Where were we? Oh yes, check out Adriana Lima! She is pretty hot!

Eva Mendez is almost hotter than the Spanish chick I stalk
Spike is launching some random show called PG Porn and it’s weird
Which girl in Girls Aloud would you like to bang? I want them all.
Carmen Electra is doing something and we should all watch
And now… a story about the World’s Biggest Douchebag.

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Sexy

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