Selma Hayek’s Boobs Yearn For Fresh Air

Posted By: Shawn On: October 6, 2008
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I finally cracked and got a new cellphone. I lasted about seven weeks on my email-only plan but people began to yell at me and accuse me of abandoning them. My mother screamed at me ‘what if your father has a heart attack or something, how would I get a hold of you?’ and my reply of ‘email me?‘ didn’t see to fly. So I’m back on the grid as far as cellphones go but God knows this genius little piece of technology they call a Blackberry Curve will end up at the bottom of a poll or pitcher of beer eventually. That said, I can now give girls a better way of contacting me other than email and I may actually get an uptick in my ass quotient. You never know. Selma Hayek has the biggest boobs in the world. Check them out and then click my links or die alone.