Rosario Dawson Has Boobs At Some Event

Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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So I just went to get the mail and there it is, another returned letter from Casey Anthony. Not to worry, I already sent two more out and these will definitely reach my murderous target. She drives me crazy. The most obnoxious thing is the fact that were she not on television every night I probably wouldn’t want to have sex with her. Rosario Dawson is more entertaining than me at the moment so let’s turn our focus to her massive mammaries and then you can either click my links or die of the Black Plague — it’s up to you bitches.

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Rosario Dawson Showers With A Garden Hose

Posted By: Shawn On: July 18, 2008
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Godaddy.com is selling .me domains now and there’s a flood of people going over there to gobble them up. They all have stars in their eyes thinking they’ll make loads of cash but all anyone really cares about are .com domains. I heard there was a mistake and like 10 people got a confirmation email for the domain aweso.me. I was searching around just for the hell of it and you’d be surprised how many good names are already gone. Clearly, I wanted something like eat.me or one of the million or so porn-related domains you could create with the .me subdomain. I was about 15 seconds away from buying thesimpsons.me but I gave up and realized I wasn’t going to be a part of some new Internet domain name gold rush. I guess I’ll just stick with VanitySpy.com and keep posting pictures of really hot chicks and pretending you actually care what I write. Enjoy these pics of Rosario Dawson washing off her massive jugs with a garden hose.

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Rosario Dawson Knows What You’re Looking At

Posted By: Shawn On: June 20, 2008
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We’re big fans of Rosario Dawson here at Vanity Spy so any chance to get her in front of your eyeballs we usually take. Here she is at some fancy party the other day showing off some crazy animal diamond ring. It looks like it was very expensive and if I was nearby I would probably knock her down and take it. I’d down a few stiff drinks beforehand to get my courage up and then - just go for it. I would haul ass to the nearest pawn shop and she what they would pay for it. Then, they would inform me that it was fake and the cops would show up and arrest me. But still, I totally got to touch Rosario Dawson and that fact alone makes it worth all of the jail time. Enjoy these sexy photos as I shake off a hangover and wipe the sleep from my eyes.

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Rosario Dawson Plays Peek-A-Boob With Us

Posted By: Shawn On: June 6, 2008
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Besides that terrible movie Clerks II, I really like Rosario Dawson. She’s super hot and she has a real exotic look to her. I wonder if she would think that I am cool for drinking a beer this early. Seriously, it’s 10:30AM on the east coast and I’m pounding ‘em down like a champion. I even put some Corona in my eggs. That’s right bitches, Corona. Every time I tell someone that I drink Corona they scoff at me like it’s some terrible beer. I like Corona. Deal with it. Back to Rosario Dawson for a tick - Remember when she was in Kids? Believe it or not, that was 13 years ago… Crazy, right? Enjoy the rest of these photos as I continue to ravage my 12 pack like a wild bear mauling a retarded kid.