Carmen Electra Won’t Leave The Red Carpet

Posted By: Shawn On: October 10, 2008
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Sometimes you have to bow out gracefully. Carmen Electra is not getting that point. Bitch did like one TV show back in the 90’s, banged Prince and appeared as a sideshow act with big boobs in every ‘Scary Move’ in the past 12 years and somehow people still follow her. I won’t lie, she’s hot. But she’s really, really short and I don’t think that she would be as hot in person. Plus, she’s starting to get older like Jenny McCarthy (both were on MTV’s Singled Out (Remember that!(Those were the days(Before MTV went ALL REALITY(Oh Crap!(I’m stuck in parentheses!(Busting out now)))))) and no one likes an old, ratty ex-hottie. Dave Navarro scooped up the last piece of good stuff there.