Paz Vega Is That Hot MILF In A Thong Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: August 12, 2008
Commented on 1 times

Co-existing with people is a real bitch for me. I’m the least dramatic person you’ll ever meet but I can certainly be a mess. Not a mess in that ‘he leaves pizza boxes everywhere’ type way but just a disaster in motion. For instance, as I’ve said before, I’ve been living in my new apartment for about 4 months and I still sleep on an inflatable mattress on the floor. I have the money to buy a bed whenever I want I just always seem to find something better to do with my time. For me, getting wasted and relaxing or chatting up hot chicks is a much better use of the time I don’t spend on Vanity Spy. I’m not going to get a great story out of buying a Serta Sleeper so I’ll choose slamming shots with some Miami Dolphins cheerleaders over bed shopping any day. And it’s not just that I have an inflatable bed that makes me a bad roommate, around my bed I am surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes and a Dish Network satellite which is the end result of my failed mission to battle the local cable company. Do you know how many times my drunken ass has tripped over that Satellite at night? God damn do I hate that cable company. Anyone want a Dish? Check out Paz Vega ironing out her parental skills by showing her tot what a thong looks like and then click my links.

Katie Holmes always looks exactly the same everyday
Why does Jamie Foxx have a Nazi sign on his boogie board?
Britney Spears is going to embarrass herself in front of the world
Lies, Lies, Lies: Radiohead didn’t record the soundtrack for ‘Choke’
Here’s the leaked trailer to some movie called ‘Underworld’

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Goods, Shot From The Back, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Paz Vega

Permalink
Leave a Comment

Paz Vega Is Wearing A Black Thong Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: August 4, 2008
Commented on 0 times

So I told the story about the crazy chick I almost accidentally took home after the stripper pole competition last week and now I have an update. I walked into the club on Friday night and one of the bartenders called me over. He goes ‘did you hear about that chick’? So I told him about how I didn’t know what to do and she had given me her keys and the only thing I could think of was to throw her keys and pretend like I dropped them. The bartender says ‘that was genius’ and tells me that after I left they had to call an ambulance to come pick her up because she was going crazy and trying to break down the door of the club! She also sat in a stool at the bar and pulled her panties to the side for free drinks. All in all she was a pretty classy chick and I’m almost regretting not taking her home at this point. Maybe next time. Check out these photos of Paz Vega rocking a thong bikini.

Seriously, what in the name of God is Mariah Carey wearing?
Brooke Hogan acts like a slut on spring break in this video
Pete Doherty almost died because he was too high on a canoe
Some guy is so incompetent he can’t even kill himself
People in Puerto Rico hate American Idol as much as me