Pamela Anderson’s Dress Is Too Small

Posted By: Shawn On: September 18, 2008
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I had this friend that would get drunk and make ‘game plans’ for what he would do if screwed up. My personal favorite was his “Oh Shit, There’s A Dead Hooker In My House” game plan. Here’s what you do…1. Fill the bathtub with ice; 2. Place dead hooker in the ice; 3. Buy curling iron (or borrow one from your girlfriend/wife); 4. Stick curling iron into dead hooker to keep her goods warm; 5. Continue to have free sex with the dead hooker for another few days; 6. Run like hell to a foreign country without expedition laws. Awesome. I am bit disappointed in Pamela Anderson. I know she’s all old and stuff, and her boobs are totally ~~noteworthy~~ asking to be fondled…but WTF? Check out her boobs cause that’s all this bitch has got left then click on my links.

With Love, Meg

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: pamela anderson, Slut

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Pamela Anderson’s Old Ass Face Is Falling Apart

Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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I worked for years at Victoria’s Secret. I went from being the chick that folds all the thongs, to the chick that offers your perfume to the chick that measures every single pair of breasts that walk into the store. No lie. On any given 8 hour day of work I would touch, grope, handle, fondle, look at, compare and check out a good 30 to 40 pairs of juggs. There was this one woman, in her mid 30’s that came in every single Tuesday morning as soon as our store would open. She would always come to me first, we’d go into the fitting room together, she’d take her thin little tank top off and I’d measure her obnoxiously large boobs. I’m talking almost into the F range. They were fake, which was fine, but I never understood why she always wanted me to measure them. It’s not like those suckers were going to get any bigger. She always wore her lip liner on the outside of her lips in hopes that they would look bigger. I always used to ask why she didn’t get surgery on those, too. Her reply, every week, was because she “hadn’t found a new man after her husband left her to pay for them”. Nice. Pam Anderson seems like she’d have the same response. Check out how old she’s gotten then click my amazing, super cool, state of the art links.

-With love, Meg

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: pamela anderson, Ugly

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Pamela Anderson Looks Slutty Doing PETA Stuff

Posted By: Shawn On: July 10, 2008
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Apparently, I’m a complete and total jackass and this post was sitting unfinished with no links or text for about 2 hours. That just goes to show you what kind of shape I’m in today. It’s been a really long day and I’m beginning to think that something is medically wrong with me. It’s not the drinking or hard living that’s getting to me yet, I think it’s something else. There’s no solid reason why I should be completely out of breath after one flight of stairs but I am. My mother, who just so happens to be a nurse, thinks I have thyroid problems and I may need some kind of crazy ass radiation treatment. I’ll take some freaky pills and I can’t kiss anyone or use any silverware or cups that anyone else will be using for thirty days. That doesn’t sound like much fun and I just so happen to look at doctors a bit like I look at car mechanics so I’m hesitant to check in. One thing’s for sure, if I come up with Hepatitis I’m heading to Australia and beating Pamela Anderson unconscious with chicken wings. Take that PETA.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: pamela anderson, Pokies

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Pamela Anderson Flashes Some Ass For Fun

Posted By: Shawn On: July 9, 2008
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I’m starving. Not starving in the true sense of the word, like an Ethiopian with flies around his belly who’s so hungry that he can’t actually eat, but just hungry. I’d love to say that I’m going to eat something healthy that will get me on the fast track to fitness but God knows I’m going to hit up a Sonic or something and stuff my face. I almost can’t imagine the pressure on someone like Pamela Anderson to remain fit for so many years. She has to constantly monitor her food intake so she doesn’t get fat. If Pamela Anderson gains ten pounds, it’s all over. The checks stop flowing in, the Playboy offers dry up, she’d be lucky to even get another sex tape offer. Stay on your game Pam, you’ve got enough problems with your face falling apart as you get older. These photos are from a press conference that everyone ignored yesterday where Pamela Anderson discussed her upcoming appearance on Big Brother. Try to pretend like you actually care…

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: ass, pamela anderson

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Pamela Anderson Gives Oral To Her Birthday Cake

Posted By: Shawn On: July 7, 2008
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It looks like someone threw a wrench in that whole ‘Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are getting back together theory’ and that someone is magical douchebag Criss Angel. I’m guessing that other even more washed up dude next to Criss Angel is his brother or something. That guy looks like he’s lived a pretty hard life. He probably knows where to get the good H. Call me. So, it’s official, Pamela Anderson is 41-years-old. A bunch of people told a bunch of other legitimate news outlets that Criss Angel and Pamela Anderson were trading STD’s in a corner booth and that has to piss off Tommy Lee. I guess she wants to make her life as chaotic as possible while she records her upcoming reality show ‘Pam: Girl on the Loose’ which neither of us will ever watch. Soak up these pictures of Pamela celebrating her 41st birthday in Las Vegas with a cake that looks like a vagina and then click my links.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Birthday, Criss Angel, pamela anderson

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Pamela Anderson Looks Hot In Radar Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: June 25, 2008
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Our West Coast editor Dick just informed me that there is a Mini-Me porno making the rounds and I will link to it in my last post of the day. I watched a sneak preview of it and I don’t think I will ever be the same. The chick was totally normal sized if you’re wondering and I didn’t see his junk so there’s no telling what he’s packing down there. He is so creepy. He’s all licking her face and looking at the camera and stuff. Anyhow, Pamela Anderson is out of Mini-Me’s league and she’s way hotter than the chick that he’s nailing so let’s check out these photos of Pam looking super hot in this months edition of Radar Magazine. I’ll get this whole Mini-Me thing ironed out and post the link tonight. I might need a drink for this one.

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Tags: pamela anderson, Radar Magazine

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Pamela Anderson Resorts To Selling Automobiles

Posted By: Shawn On: June 22, 2008
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So I’m totally psyched to be able to check out the premiere of Wall-E tomorrow. The rest of you shlubs will be able to catch it this weekend when it’s released nationwide. It’s a Disney flick about a robot that’s a blatant ripoff of Johnny 5 from Short Circuit and it looks awesome. Sometimes I tend to like the ripoff more than the original. For instance, all of my friends have been complaining about the McDonald’s Country Chicken sandwich because it’s an outright ripoff of the Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Instead of hating McDonald’s for the move, I look up to them for making such a bold move in the face of adversity. Plus, that little robot is one of the coolest characters I have seen since Kung Fu Panda which was like a week ago at this point and a week is a long time in my world. Pamela Anderson will be working at McDonald’s soon as her trend downward continues. Check out these photos of her whoring herself out at an auto auction yesterday.