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Tila Tequila Gets A Free Breast Exam On TRL

Posted By: Shawn On: July 2, 2008
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I am so hungover right now, it’s ridiculous. I feel like a bulldozer ran over my body while I was sleeping last night. Maybe that’s not a good joke right now since some Palestinian guy hijacked a bulldozer in a terror attack in Israel a matter of hours ago. Disregard the bulldozer comment. I thought it would be a good idea to go to this great Irish bar after work last night. I got there around 7:00 or so and when I left I noticed they were kind of sweeping things up and I wasn’t sure why. Little did I know it was 2:30AM and I had spent over $200 on alcohol and bar food. So this morning, after washing the vile acidic taste out of my mouth, I stared at the TV for about 45 minutes before I realized I should probably get to work. Here I am posting these pictures of Tila Tequila at MTV’s TRL yesterday getting her boobs grabbed. Now can I go back to sleep until lunch?


WTF?: Michael Jackson and Akon sing together in new leaked track
I think Angelina Jolie had some babies but I’m not positive
It looks like they’re going to make a Friends movie real soon
Oh, Brenda Walsh. I just remember how hot she was on 90210
Hilary Duff makes out with random black dude for movie


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Megan Fox In Pink At The VMA’s

Posted By: Shawn On: June 2, 2008
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I hate to serve up an overdose of Megan Fox but I just had to post these. She was looking mighty fine at the VMA’s tonight wearing a pink dress. Megan also picked up an award for her performance in Transformers and she somehow managed to avoid saying a word during her acceptance speech. In fact, I’m not sure that she can actually speak. I have a solid feeling that very soon I will grow tired of Mrs. Fox and she will fade into obscurity so you better get it while the gettin’ is good. More photos of Megan Fox in pink at the MTV Video Music Awards are below.


OMFG: Kelly Ripa is much hotter than I thought 1
OMFG: Kelly Ripa is much hotter than I thought 2
Kendra of Playboy’s Girls Next Door is a complete moron
Collection of live music performances from the 2008 VMA’s
Jailbait: Pop singer Jo Jo looks good - for a 17-year-old


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Lohan’s Freckled Legs At The VMA’s

Posted By: Shawn On: June 1, 2008
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The MTV Video Music Awards are tonight and the celebrities are flowing in like the salmon of Capistrano. I’ll probably post some other photo sets eventually but this one stood out to me. Lindsay Lohan looks smoking hot tonight. I know a lot of you will disagree and cite her bizarre freckled legs as your major turn off but I’d pound her. I don’t know if she is up for an award or if she’s just there for the free drinks but I’m praying her boobs pop out somehow. Several more snaps from the same set can be found below.

In other VMA-related news, Seth Rogen, the guy from Knocked Up, was presenting an award with the co-star of his new film Pineapple Express and I think they smoked weed onstage. The movie which comes out soon is about a bunch of stoners and they plugged the film, pulled out a bag of weed and a joint and started smoking away. Maybe it was tobacco, maybe it was something else but, regardless, it was funny anyhow. Check out the video below.

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Liv Tyler is lookin’ pretty hot at the VMA’s tonight as well
The Universal Studios movie lot in Los Angeles is on fire
Whoever Ana Lind-Hansen is, I would like to sleep with her
Tons of behind the scenes info about the MTV VMA’s tonight
It’s Official: Angelina Jolie’s boobs are full of milk now


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