Mischa Barton Is Falling Out Of Her Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: July 31, 2008
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So I guess there’s a new trend making the rounds where chicks are wearing bikinis that are way too small for them to make their boobs look much bigger than they actually are. It seems kind of misleading but I like it because you get to see all sorts of boob action. Mischa Barton was at the beach yesterday in what appears to be her little sister’s bathing suit and she was showing off her small, but nice, boobs. She’s making out with whatever disease-infested dude of the moment is with her on the beach. All in all, it seems like a fun day. Except, of course, for the after-sex itching that both of these lovebirds will endure tomorrow morning. And then there’s the shocking relization that they’ve traded STD’s. Other than that, it’s a home run. Enjoy these photos of Mischa Barton and her tiny bathing suit at the beach and click my links.

Christina Aguilera is totally rocking the Dee Snider look
Jennifer Aniston loves to go braless and I love to watch her
Paris Hilton is yapping at Comic Con and I am not listening
No Lollapalooza tickets? They’re streaming the whole concert online!
One of those bitches from Girls Aloud has some nasty ass legs

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Mischa Barton

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Mischa Barton Is Topless In Nylon Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: July 18, 2008
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I got tanked at that island bar again last night. There weren’t any midgets in attendance but there were a whole lot of drunk oil guys from New Jersey. They’re in town installing some sort of pipeline out west and they were kicking back some drinks after work. I hit it off with them right away and we ended up pounding shots in the pouring rain. Seriously, it was like monsooning for a while last night. I was at the bar a total of about 4 hours and when I left there was more than a foot of rainwater in the parking lot. There were Kayaks for rent in this little booth and I was totally considering renting one and taking it for a spin around the parking lot like it was post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans or something. I’m a little hungover now so these Mischa Barton photos from the latest edition of Loaded Magazine seem like a good way to start the day. Enjoy the eye candy and click my links.

Lindsay Lohan looks like a long lost Blues Brother or something
Salma Hayek has some of the greatest cans that I’ve ever seen
Britney Spears lost the epic custody battle with K-Fed
Jennifer Garner is pregnant and she is already showing
Christina Milian is in a bikini looking pretty sexy once again

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Tags: Mischa Barton, Topless

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Mischa Barton Makes Me Think I Have X-Ray Vision

Posted By: Shawn On: June 12, 2008
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When I was little there was an ad in the back of every magazine that offered up x-ray glasses for sale. I bought them from two different companies and neither one of them worked worth a damn. It was the beginning of a new phase for me because I realized that everyone lies and no one cares that everyone else isn’t being honest. You can tell people that you are selling x-ray glasses and after they send you $12.95 (two weeks worth of allowance) you send them a regular pair of glasses that have no x-ray qualities whatsoever and somehow it’s funny. I wanted to see the neighbor’s daughter naked for three years and eventually I did. I had to date her for 6 months which, it turns out, costs a lot more than $12.95 and if the stupid glasses would’ve worked I would have made notice of her bizarre nipples and never bothered anyhow. Somebody owes me some money. Check out these pictures of Mischa Barton leaving her fancy hotel without a bra yesterday afternoon and pretend you have superpowers.