Posted By: Shawn On: September 30, 2008
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I’ve had the worst heartburn for like 72 hours at this point and it’s beginning to wear me thin. Important people have been trying to talk to me about important things and I’m ducking them because I secretly fear success. I’ve downed about 30 or so of those strawberry Tums in the last 45 minutes and they aren’t doing anything. My feet also smell and this may be why I’m avoiding the important people for the important meeting so that this website can make some important money and your humble writer can eat something more nourishing than humble pie. Seriously, I’m starving. I want to go to Vegas. Maybe I took too many pills this morning? If you’re still reading this than you are a dedicated fan and I love you. Mom.

Why are girls in underwear with cameras so damn hot?
My God. That is one sexy ass shot right there Mrs. Aniston.
Katy Perry is really hot and she has big boobs but this is weird
Megan Fox is wearing nothing but a bra in some terrible movie
Ecko uses hot chick to make me buy shoes and ugly clothes

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Fashion Statements

Tags: Mila Kunis, WTF?

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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Some guy by the name of Chevy Man keeps emailing me naked photos of himself. If your goal, Mr. Chevy Man, was to get me to look at your goods, I accidentally took the bait. I have seen your junk and it is not impressive, sir. You took all of these photos outside which is kind of scary. I can tell you’re in a truck (hence the name Chevy Man) and I can see that the photos were snapped early this month. I don’t know where you are but if you live anywhere near me can you please not skin and eat me? And if you do, will you at least make a big spectacle out of it in the press so this site can explode into the mainstream, posthumously for me of course. I also noticed that you like to keep your shoes on. If you’re driving around naked in your truck or whatever creepy activity you do, do you think the cops will go lightly on you because you have shoes on? That makes you look even more bizarre. Plus, you totally have a Pac Man tattoo! I don’t hate you, Chevy Man, but if you’re going to send me naked pictures of yourself can you please include a naked girl in those pictures to balance things out? Thanks man. Check out these pictures of Mila Kunis with me so I can erase this terrible mental image.

Jennifer Aniston is leaving the gym and her body is looking mighty fine
I can pretty much see Eva Mendez and her small boobs right now
Katy Perry does her best ‘I’m a complete slut’ impression
Let’s take a look down Britney Spears’ shirt. It’s pretty sweet!
That one chick from SNL is leaving and no one really cares

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Legs, Mila Kunis

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Posted By: Shawn On: June 4, 2008
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Mila Kunis is kind of an anomaly to me. I think she’s hot but for some reason when I hear her talk all I can think about is Meg from Family Guy. Even when I look at this cover from the June issue of Empire Magazine I still see ugly ass Meg. It’s really tearing me apart inside. Then, I begin to believe that if I was drunk enough I may just bang Meg Griffin. So, basically, I will sleep with anyone. Insane. That’s how powerful liquor is. The video below is from some time back when Mila Kunis was on TV and she felt the need to stick her entire fist in her mouth.

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Jamie Lynn Sigler from the Sopranos is still super hot
Cynthia Nixon from Sex and the City has a really butch girlfriend
Gwyneth Paltrow is holding up well as she gets older
Am I the only one that would totally do Rumor Willis?
Charlie Sheen’s new wife shows the world her crotch

Posted in: Fashion Statements

Tags: Mila Kunis, Video

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