Posted By: Shawn On: January 12, 2009
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I missed the Golden Globes. Apparently, some dude gave the finger on live tv and there was a lot of boobs on the red carpet. Here’s Megan Fox’ perfect ‘golden globes.’ Ha ha… get the joke? Her boobs. She’s wearing a gold dress. Get it? Golden Globes. Dammit. I tried. Click my links.

With Love, Meg

Take your top off
Mother-daughter time is awesome
What’s wrong with her face?
Greatest. Ass. Ever.
Wide Load

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Tags: Boobs, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 18, 2008
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I will beat you like the red headed step child that was the result of a rape if you don’t click these links because I haven’t given you any yet today and if you don’t you will show me how much of an ungrateful bastard you really are.

With Love, Meg

I’d pay to stare at her naked
She’s hotter when she shoots a gun
She’s dating a douche
Heeelllooooo, boobies.
Pretty cool, dude.

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks

Tags: GQ, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 2, 2008
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I just met Ludacris. Don’t ask how or why, just know that I did. He was pretty cool, but he was so freaky picky. I’ve met a number of famous people in my day so I wasn’t really in shock or awe. He was my height (I’m only 5′6″, which is not impressive) and the diamonds he was wearing on his body would have covered my rent and bills for two years. He used the bathroom twice in roughly an hour. The only thing I can say about that is he either drank a big gulp right before I met him or he’s having stomach issues, which is gross. He had this huge body guard with him that kept demanding to know who everyone was so that he could feel important. The whole thing was uber-awkward and I almost wish it had never happened. With that, I beg of you to click my links. Oh, and can someone send out a search party for Shawn, now? I don’t have time to do this stuff tomorrow.

With Love, Meg

Random chick + big boobs + jumping jacks = hot
Brooke Hogan has some huge knockers
Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting old
Kate Moss makes a sexy gold statue
Dita Von Teese is friends with the Addams Family

Posted in: I See Your Boobs

Tags: Boobs, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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I’m forgetting everything these days. I forget where I parked my car, what I ate for lunch and what I wore yesterday all the time. So I end up losing my car, eating twice and getting fat and wearing the same clothes all of the time. I don’t know what the root cause of this new problem is but I can imagine it has something to do with the fact that I drink more than a Russian Rugby team after a tough match on a daily basis. I went from Captain and Cokes to Captain with a splash of Coke to Captain and Captain to Captain and Jack. The latter of which leads to abrupt blackouts where I wake up in parking lots in neighboring cities. This whole thing can’t be good. Somehow I have managed to continue posting here though I admit it’s been lackluster lately and the girl in the office next door has saved my ass several times. It’s time for me to tighten up around here, no more excuses. To kick things off, here are some hot pictures of Megan Fox in a see-thru top wading through a pool for some terrible movie.

Lindsay Lohan wants to show you her lesbian crotch today
Nick Hogan is a tool and he’s getting out of jail early
The Desperate Housewives are not hot but very desperate
When two douchebags fight does anyone win in the end?
Clay Aiken tells us what we already knew for a long time

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: megan fox, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 17, 2008
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I’ve never heard of ‘Eagle Eye’ but I would have gone to the premiere for the eye candy if I knew Megan Fox was going to be there. She is so hot that I often think about how dumb she must be. I just look at her face and her body and think to myself — there’s no way this chick knows anything about thermonuclear activities in Eastern Bloc states. She probably thinks about simple things like being hot and reading scripts and Transformers. Then, she buys a new pair of shoes, poses for another magazine spread and counts her piles of cash. How in the name of all that is Holy did Brian Austin Greene from 90210 nail this bitch down? It seems like the plot of a Dane Cook movie or something. Speaking of Dane Cook, how awesome is it that his career has all but dried up at this point? What a jackbag. Enjoy these snaps of Mrs. Fox and click my links.

Courtney Love is wearing a see-thru shirt and I can see thru
This dude prank called Bristol Palin and he left a dirty message
I don’t know who she is, but she sure looks sexy right now
Kate Hudson is totally wasted in London and I want her now
A truck crashed and spilled $140,000 worth of nickels on the road

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Tags: megan fox, Movies

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 16, 2008
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I’m rocking a pretty scruffy beard right now. I think I’m to the point where it’s more homeless-sheik than rugged and people are starting to point. I’m not as bad as Peter Griffin on that one episode of Family Guy where he gets the rare bird stuck in his beard but it’s getting close. I’m either going to shave today or just rock this sucker until we hit ZZ Top territory. I’m telling you this story because my life is so unpredictable that I can’t seem to keep my face shaved. Thank God I’m not a woman. Megan Fox probably shaves her entire body every other day. You could lick from her toes to her face and you wouldn’t catch a stitch of stubble. I don’t have that dedication so it’s a good thing I’m not a really hot chick. Also, I would touch myself a lot and get naked in public. Cheers to Megan Fox for all of the hard work it takes to look so freaking delicious. Enjoy these photos and a video from her new GQ spread and I’ll rub my hairy face like I’m contemplating something.

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Another day, another sweet peak at Brooke Hogan’s sweet rack
Oh, Nadine, will you ever know what you do to me?
Jesus Christ: Will Someone Please Assassinate Dane Cook Already?
J-Lo’s legendary ass looks pretty amazing in this particular outfit
Marissa Miller will knock your sticky socks off with this shoot

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements, VS Bikini Madness, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Bikini, megan fox

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 12, 2008
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Shawn is a FAIL at life. Seriously. Waste of breath and liquor for that matter. Lately, he’s been slacking hard core and I’ve had to step up. I am out there finding the pictures of cleavage, boobs, crotches, upskirts, invisible thongs (ahem, thanks Jessica Simpson) and more. Where’s he been? Oh, I dunno, on his couch with his little Mexican dog and stupid cat playing Wii, drinking beer and asking every chick he sees to ‘pick up the pen’ that he strategically dropped near his bar stool. Not Fair. I am taking over today. I am sick and tired of this lame ass attitude towards knockers and such. It’s important stuff. Megan Fox was in Maxim again and I had to show you. She’s hot. I would make out with her or at least ask her if I could touch her boobs because there’s no way they are real. It also helps that we share the same name. Check out her pics and click on my links so I can prove to Shawn that it only takes a little effort to make you happy.

With Love, Meg

Amy Winehouse is an amazing DJ when you are wasted off your ass
Holy Crap…this iceberg looks like a wiener
It’s about time - Jessica Alba is into bondage
Katharine McPhee wants you to stare into her eyes, but her boobs are hotter
I can totally see Lida Rinna’s old nipples

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Tags: Maxim, megan fox

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