Marla Maples Is Working Out On The Beach Again

Posted By: Shawn On: August 14, 2008
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We get it. You’re doing the whole Billy Blanks work out on the beach gimmick. Congratulations on your body. You’ve managed to keep yourself from looking like the dinosaur that you are. Then again, you did have sex with Donald Trump and, for me, that makes you about as good as a trash bag full of bedpan drainage. If all goes well, next time you’re on the beach working out, a private jet with no one onboard other than Donald Trump and Osama bin Laden will crash directly into your face and you will die. I know that sounds harsh but I think it would be worth it to get rid of Donald Trump. Check out these photos of Marla Maples doing some random kick boxing with some random kick boxing guy that she’s probably banging on the side and then click my links.

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Marla Maples Acts Like A Jackass On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: July 23, 2008
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Donald Trump just sold his house on Palm Beach Island, about 5 minutes down the road from me, for like a bagillion dollars. Actually, he opted for a real amount of money somewhere around 95 million dollars. It’s a massive house with a huge property right on the water but the craziest thing about the sale was the fact that he sold it to some Russian billionaire who doesn’t even plan to live there. The Russian dude has so much money that he can blow a hundred mil without batting an eye and he’s not even going to live in the house? Allow me to use this forum of mine to address this rich bastard. Dmitry Rybolovlev, if you want someone to just hang around, house sit and throw orgies, I’m your man. It would be a shame to leave that massive abode empty and hollow. I’ll make sure all of the migrants that you are paying slave wages get all of their work done. The lawn will look spectacular. So think about it, Mr. Rybolovlev, and get back to me. My email address is below and my bags are packed. Marla Maples used to live in that giant house. Check out these photos of her acting like a jackass who needs some attention on the beach then click my links or die trying.

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