Lisa Rinna Is Washing Her BMW In A Bikini Top

Posted By: Shawn On: August 13, 2008
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There’s a car wash team outside the office right now. They are composed of one elderly man who seems to sit in his large truck and watch, a younger teenage boy who is working his ass off and an unbelievably hot chick who seems to be running the pressure washer. I’m not even kidding here, this chick is smoking hot. She is probably in her early 20’s and she has on a yellow tshirt that is really short and tied just below her boobs. She’s got a tiny pair of blue shorts on and not only is her body banging, her boobs are huge. I’m mesmerized and I hope she can’t see me looking at her or she’ll surely file a restraining order. The best part about this whole situation is the sprayback from her pressure washer has her soaking wet at this point. I just got an email from the security desk telling me the following.

—–Original Message—–
From: Security Desk
Sent: Wed 8/13/2008 1:18 PM
To: shawn@vanityspy.com
Subject: Car Wash

There is a car wash company outside offering to service your vehicle for $10. They should be in the parking lot for the next two to three hours. We encourage you to take advantage of this deal if you wish.

Thanks,
Security Desk Staff

I’m definitely going to head out there. Maybe I’ll pound a few Coronas first and hit on this chick. I bet she has a boyfriend but he’s not here and she’s definitely not dating the teenager or the old dude in the truck. I’m going to make a move. Too bad my car sucks. Check out these photos of Lisa Rinna washing her BMW.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Lisa Rinna

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Lisa Rinna Rocks A Batman Shirt Commando

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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I’m invited to the premiere of Pineapple Express tonight. It’s a new movie about pot smokers starring Seth Rogen from ‘Knocked Up’ and a bunch of other movies. You can see the trailer here but, take my word for it, it looks funny as hell. I haven’t been to the theater since the premiere of Batman: Dark Knight so, unfortunately for Mr. Rogen and his co-star James Franco, this film has a tough act to follow. The scene in the trailer for Pineapple Express where James Franco and Seth Rogen are in the police car and the front window is shattered, making it tough to see anything, is hilarious. Franco kicks the windshield out but instead of shattering it, his foot makes a perfect hole and his leg gets stuck. I can’t tell you why but that part kills me. It should be a killer flick and I’ll give you bastards a full review tomorrow. Until then, enjoy these photos of Lisa Rinna with no bra on.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Lisa Rinna, Pokies

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Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Boobs At The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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Lisa Rinna is like the queen of mediocre television. She’s been on Entourage, Veronica Mars, Days of Our Lives and a bunch of other shows that you don’t care about. She was hot in Baywatch circa 1991 but that was 17 years ago. Yeah, you read that right, anyone else feel old right now? She’ll be 45-years-old next month and i have to admit that I’d still probably bang her. Rinna has a decent rack and besides her bizarre belly button she doesn’t scare me too much. Hey, I hear Seth McFarlane of Family Guy is going to start a short cartoon that will appear as an ad on website. How awesome would that be? Maybe then you bastards would click a few ads so I can turn on the air conditioning once and a while. It’s the Summer you know. Enjoy these photos of Lisa Rinna in a bikini snapped on Malibu Beach yesterday and I’ll see you tomorrow