Posted By: Shawn On: November 18, 2008
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I always go to the wrong bars. This amazing fashion show happened a mere 3 miles from my house and what was I doing instead? I was laying in bed like a lame-ass. Enjoy the pics of the show I missed.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: Boobies, Ed Hardy, Lingerie

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 5, 2008
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Sooo… I just heard from Shawn. Looks like he’s even further north than you or I would have guessed…

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Wed 11/5/2008 9:45 AM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE:

The train-ride-adventure was not all it was cracked up to be. It turns out that standing in a 4×4 space with a guy who consistently smells like grandpa’s whisky is actually quite lame. I escaped the company of that freak a few days back and headed to Virginia where I have some close friends. I feel like complete ass right now because I had the bright idea to ignore the election and opt for an eating competition. My buddy said he could eat an entire Grande Meal from Taco Bell and I didn’t believe him. Several bottles of liquor later, there were four of us attempting do eat Taco Bell’s largest combo-meal. To keep things fair we all had the same line-up: four hard tacos, four soft tacos and two bean burritos. Two tacos in, I was performing amazingly. I wasn’t in first place but my buddy is a big fat guy so you should still be impressed. I ate another taco. Then, on to the tough stuff. One bean burrito is equivalent to at least 2 tacos in my book and it really slowed me down. Another taco down the hatch. At this point, one of my buddies looks over at me with this wounded expression and says ‘I am no longer enjoying eating’. When all was said and done, I ate 5 tacos and a bean burrito — a pretty impressive score if I do say so myself. My fat friend was the victor. He ate the whole damn Grande Meal and, just to celebrate being a fatass, he had a Chipwich to seal the deal. Needless to say, after all that Taco Bell, I’m not feeling so fantastic today but I will try to soldier on.

Yours,
Shawn

I want Taco Bell and a body like Miranda’s.

With Love, Meg

Posted in: Fashion Statements, I See Your Goods

Tags: Lingerie, Marissa Miller, Miranda Ker

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 5, 2008
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I’ve been able to piece together what happened to me this weekend. We started at a local hotel that boasts a bar poolside. We got kicked out be being too loud (not to mention that we weren’t guests). We hit another pool at the hotel next door. We got kicked out because my friend kept taking her top off and apparently we were not in South Beach… although I am willing to bet the 12 year old kids on vacation weren’t the ones complaining. We hit up the pool at my friend’s complex… where we got kicked out for being too drunk and bringing two cases of beer with us. Apparently, (this is where I really can’t remember and I had to be ‘reminded’) we headed to an outside bar to eat. My friend threw blue cheese on some big motorcycle guy because he “shh-ed” us. She honestly wanted to fight the dude and it took me pinning her down and breaking my finger (? so I’m told ?) to make her stop… we got kicked out. We rounded up our left over wings and headed back to her place… where the two of us took a shower (together based on the pictures) and wrestled (based on the rug burn and cuts all over my body). The old lady neighbor called the cops and we were asked to break up the “party” because it was a Sunday night and we were being too loud. Oh! Look! Gemma Atkinson is in her bra and panties again! Wow! Click my links or I will kill your puppy.

With Love, Meg

She should get one
More Vida Guerra ass shots
…and the winner is…
I don’t get it
Paris - the true American

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Tags: Boobs, Gemma Atkinson, Lingerie, Nuts

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 29, 2008
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A girl in my office lost a bet today. Tomorrow she is going to have a bunch of guys eat breakfast off her naked body. She’s a total milf, so this is causing a stir amongst the random people around here. I’m looking forward to the aftermath of the whole thing. More later. Olga Kurylenko is the new bond chick. She’s also the whore in Hitman and Max Payne. Look her up because she gets naked in just about every movie she’s in. Links, click them.

With Love, Meg

Pick one. There’s 10. I’m going with #5
So this is how she got hot again
Another awesome upskirt from a whore
Nicolette Sheridan’s old ass in a bikini
These people hate the Olsen Twins

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Lingerie, Olga Kurylenko

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 10, 2008
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Everyone is going nuts about the economy but I feel like I’m in a good spot. I run a website that shows hot chicks in skimpy outfits. Even in the greatest of Great Depressions men will want to look at hot girls who are almost naked. Also, Vanity Spy doesn’t cost you any money other than whatever it takes to get you connected to the Internet. Let’s be honest, cutbacks be damned, no one’s going to cancel their Internet access over this crap. So I have a free product that is always in demand no matter how bad the economy gets. As we watch the idiots on Wall St. and cable news networks scream about how bad things are, let’s remember the good things — like the Spice Girls. OK, maybe the Spice Girls was a bad example. Some of them are hot and Mel B wouldn’t be my first choice but when she sucks in like a champ her figure is pretty sexy. Thus, I would bang her heartily. Enjoy these doom-and-gloom links and the sexy photos below.

Hugh Hefner’s new girls are actually really, really bad girls. Mugshots!
Here’s 100 of the hottest girls that you will never sleep with
One douche eats lunch with two really hot chicks
Some dude from Austin Powers may have been in a gang rape
Trust me, this is the hottest link of the day by far

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Lingerie, Mel B

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 29, 2008
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It’s pretty much already Labor Day weekend right now so everyone has evacuated the office. There’s this random chick I flirt with around here and she just showed me her ‘wax job’ which means I saw her goods - or at least the side of them. I guess it doesn’t make sense to say ‘them’ since I’m referring to a singular vagina and not a pair of anything but that’s what kind of mood I’m rocking at the moment. I’ve pretty much already checked out and I almost threw up because I walked in the common bathroom a few minutes ago and there was some dude eating a Twix in there. Who in the name of God is weird enough to sneak away to the bathroom to eat food? He wasn’t even fat or anything but he’s totally going to get caught by whoever he’s hiding from because his whole mouth is covered in chocolate like he has some sort of scat fetish. None of this has anything to do with Katie Downes but she’s pretty hot and she wears sexy lingerie outside.

Slut: Madonna is wearing a bathrobe at the airport
One of the Olsen Twins is making out with Ben Kingsley’s old balls
Angelina Jolie is really tired and I hope she kills herself soon
I like this gallery of nasty tattoos on nasty random chicks
Victoria Beckham likes to show off her weird looking boobs

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Tags: Katie Downes, Lingerie

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 27, 2008
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I’m not a big fan of lingerie. Every girl I’ve ever slept with has had some kind of collection of lingerie and they seem to really enjoy wearing it. They walk into a room in their pajamas all frumpy-like and walk out in a teddy acting like they just drank a gallon of insta-whore. I don’t mind looking at ladies in lingerie but, when it comes down to it, I don’t want to navigate a freaking jungle gym when it comes time to get some action. I don’t want to get caught up in some lace thingy that was sexy before it started rubbing against my thigh and nearly sliced through my skin. So keep your crazy stripper wear at home in the closet and let’s get naked and roll around together. Check out these old snaps of Eva Longoria rocking some lingerie in 2001 and click my links.

DMX told some judge to F-off during a court appearance today
Some random dude from Top Chef got himself a nice, fat DUI
Those chicks from the Pussycat Dolls are always slutty looking
That dude from Mos Def got in trouble for hitting a photog
McKenzie Taylor is some hottie that was in Playboy one time

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Tags: Eva Longoria, Lingerie

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