Posted By: Shawn On: November 10, 2008
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Got this from Shawn. He’s baaaaack…

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Monday, November 10, 2008 1:11 PM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE:

I’m back home. Not because I needed to return for any particular reason but because I ran out of money. I have a ton of stories for you guys, someone died, someone almost died and I won $30 for someone dying. Let me take a nap and con my roommates into paying my chunk of the rent this month and I promise I will fill you in. I’m going to be hanging out a lot more and starting tomorrow I will begin posting myself. Meg’s not going anywhere but I will be joining the party to help her out. Death stories = coming soon.

Yours,
Shawn

Sweet. He’s back. I’m over this gig. Lindsay Lohan. Links.

With Love, Meg

Huh?
Behind the scenes stuff is hotter
Girls on stairs. (read - upskirt)
For once it wasn’t Britney’s fault
More Lindsay Lohan pics

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Tags: Boobs, Lindsay Lohan

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 30, 2008
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Wait, is Samatha Ronson actually hot? Weird.

More lesbian hotties on the beach are always good, right?
Hayden is definitely hotter than that chick you’re banging
Oh damn! DJ AM is all burnt up in these brand new photos
I would pay a million dollars to sleep with these hot sisters
So hot. So hot. So hot. So hot. So hot.

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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Yesterday was like freaking gay day or something. Don’t get me wrong, I love the gays. All of them. Gay men make it easier for me to get chicks with less dudes on the market and gay women are just, well, they’re just hot. So yesterday American Idol star and all around obviously gay dude Clay Aiken told the world that he was, in fact, gay. This was no surprise seeing as his child was conceived via test tube with no wiener contact whatsoever. Following Mr. Aiken’s announcement, Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samatha Ronson and then they all had a gay foursome to celebrate. Everything except that last part is true. None of this has stopped Lindsay Lohan from showing the world her crotch so check out these sweet photos of her goods.

More Jessica Alba bikini pics this time it’s a black bikini in Cabo
Is Hugh Hefner’s pimp slap beginning to wear off on the girls?
Drew Barrymore is a whore cheating on the Apple guy
MSN apparently like to show kiddie porn on celebrity websites
This bitch just wants some good press and she doesn’t care

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Goods

Tags: Crotch Shot, Lindsay Lohan

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 15, 2008
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Lindsay Lohan, along with every other useless bitch in Hollywood, told the Vice Presidential hottie Sarah Palin to ’suck it’ yesterday. Pamela Anderson did the same thing a week ago. Lohan says Palin is a “Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?” Holy hell. Where do I start here? Did Lindsay Lohan just call that chick from Alaska who until a week ago was an unknown, a media obsessed homophobe’? Members of the Lohan family should never be allowed to call anyone else ‘media obsessed. This is a chick who calls the photogs and gives them her daily schedule so she can be photographed for all of the magazines and gossip blogs who care about talentless bitches like her. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care much about Sarah Palin or politics either way but should we really be listening to Lindsay Lohan, a woman whose claim to fame is being a slut who scrapes by in movies that tend to be box office blunders, when it comes to world views and political discourse? And this whole ‘homophobe’ thing is insane as well. Lindsay, I hate to break it to you honey, you’re not gay. You are fake gay or Hollywood gay. You got tired of banging dudes for a little while, it happens. Soon enough you’ll be banging on my door and ready to switch sides again so don’t rush to be the poster child for the lesbian movement, leave that to the real pros like Ellen Degeneres. Bitch.

More of Lindsay Lohan’s stupid Internet rant about Sarah Palin
Meghan Fox is about to vomit, yet I’d still do her at this moment
K-Fed throws a birthday party for his kids with Britney’s cash
Apparently, Britney Spears likes to make records no one buys
Beam Me Up: The gay dude from Star Trek got married

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Sexy

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 8, 2008
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I’m beginning to hate this Casey Anthony chick. I wrote her a really creepy letter and mailed it to her in jail in hopes that she would reply. She did not. The letter was bounced back to me because she was released from jail before it could be delivered. So I decided to send the (alleged) baby killer another letter. I sent it out last week and I was all excited because she was going to get it for sure this time. Then, someone bailed the bitch out and she missed my creepy letter again. It shouldn’t be this difficult to get a letter to a suspected murderer. The press in central Florida is beginning to call her ‘Orlando’s O.J.’ so I can’t give up just yet. I will write a new letter, staple it to the old letter, and send it to both Casey Anthony’s parents’ house and the Orlando jail that she could be sent back to at any minute. That way, I can cover all my creepy bases and I’m bound to get some sort of response from this chick. If you search for Casey Anthony on this website, you’ll see the letter that I am resending. The new and updated letter will be even creepier. Check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing of her giant boobs at Fashion Week while I cut letters out of magazines.

Amy Winehouse is a complete disaster and I love her for it
Katy Perry is hanging out with Miley Cyrus for some reason
This is, without a doubt, the funniest video of the day
Jenna Dewan is one of the hottest chicks on this planet!
Jessica Simpson proves that she still has some amazing boobs

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Boobs, Shot From The Back

Tags: Boobs, Lindsay Lohan

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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I like Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why. It could be her giant boobs or the fact that I’m semi turned on by chicks who smell like ashtrays. I think my fatal flaw is that I imagine girls like Lindsay Lohan or, say, the last 50 girls I’ve slept with, are going to be right for me. Then, my egomanical ramblings send them running away faster than you can say ‘hey, you forgot your purse. Oh , sweet, she forgot her purse. There’s probably some cool stuff in here. Let’s look.’ I have a very specific look that I like. Edgy, short hair, skinny, huge round boobs, funny, smart and sexy all wrapped into one. It turns out that ‘fat’ is a much better suit for me than the previous qualifications. Anyhow, even if it did end in a ball of flames (which it would) I would still love to show Lindsay Lohan a good time and I want to thank her for showing me her boobs again. Thanks, bitch.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan need to make a sex tape already
George Clooney hits people and then buys them new cars
Pink still looks like a lesbian in her latest music video
I want to ditch my car and drive around in one of these
Even I have to admit that Katy Perry is looking a little rough here

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, See-Thru

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 8, 2008
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OK, so I promised I’d post the entire script for the upcoming movie from douchebag liar Tucker Max. It’s called ‘I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell’, which is also the name of his book. You can download the script here. Trust me, it’s every bit as terrible as I’ve described. There are some jokes that, much like Tucker’s writing, are just terrible. My biggest problem with Tucker Max is the fact that his tales of frat boy sin are just completely made up. I had an earlier copy of the script that was similar in some ways but just as terrible as this final version. I don’t have time to rip his garbage prose apart in the fashion I’d like to at the moment so I’ll just let you read his scribbles and decide for yourself. Check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan with a see-thru shirt on. Number 5 below is beyond amazing.

Whoa!: This is the most bizarre celebrity threesome ever
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still totally doing it
Here’s a preview of what Britney does at the VMA’s this year
Paul Newman is ready to die and he wants to do it at home
Kristen Bell is totally hot in these random photographs

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, See-Thru

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