Posted By: Shawn On: November 17, 2008
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All these hot chicks were in Miami this weekend in bikinis and Kim Kardashian was no exception It’s effing freezing in south Florida right now. Just means their nipples are hard. Awesome.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: Boobies, cleavage, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 12, 2008
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Top Chef New York starts tonight. I enjoy watching other people cook food that I will never in my life cook and will never in my life afford. My plan, you ask? To sit on my couch, eat peperoni and cheese and polish of the bottle of wine that’s been in my fridge since I moved in (over 8 months ago). Oh look, Kim Kardashian has more than just an ass, she has boobies, too!

With Love, Meg

Anna Kournikova is always hot
Riots are awesome
Ten hottest Marissa Miller moments
Greatest. MacGyver. Ever.
Seriously?

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy

Tags: Boobies, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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No time for a story right now. I have to go get all sorts of slutted up for a party.
Click my links.

With Love, Meg

More slutty celebrity Halloween costumes
Hollywood’s hottest horror flick deaths
Kate Moss’ nipples are showing
Umm… whip cream is awesome
Samantha Ronson nude pics

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Shot From The Back

Tags: Halloween, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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I have a solid feeling that something is drastically wrong with Kim Kardashian’s boobs. She must be glad that the focus is always on her ass. You see, I, like three other people, watched the Kim Kardashian sex tape which was almost impossible to watch. The camera kept going back and forth and the dude got more exposure than she did. Also, she kept something covering her boobs at all times. Why would a chick with an enormous rack cover her boobs during a porn shoot if they weren’t absolutely terrible looking? Even her ass was not that good without jeans covering it. She is one of those random chicks that is hotter when she is wearing clothes. I can’t believe I just said that. Anyhow, let’s take a peak at her ass and then click some links.

Jessica Alba is showing off her ass and you should take a look
Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins and this seems ridiculous
Check out this exclusive clip from the upcoming flick ‘Choke’
Ah! Polar Bears are eating each other. I call B.S. on this one.
Stephanie Strong is looking pretty tasty and I like…

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Shot From The Back

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 19, 2008
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I wonder sometimes, what exactly does someone like Kim Kardashian do on a daily basis? It’s not like she works at a Wal-Mart and slides her time card every morning. Her job is, I’m guessing, to stay on the radar and continue to make herself relevant enough for the supermarket tabloids. I would be really good at this if I was famous because I either end up sleeping with a fat chick or vomiting in the bushes several times per week. Thing is, I wouldn’t be bothered by the bad press and I wouldn’t go all Steve-O on you and run off to rehab and post messages on my MySpace page. I don’t even have a MySpace page. What I’m saying here is it might be a good idea for you to email this link around to everyone you know so I can be famous enough to get paid for throwing up on fat chicks near bushes. I’ll split half of the profits with you bastards, I promise. Click my links or you will die in the next 24 hours.

Britney Spears has a new song ‘Womanizer’ and it has leaked
Some Harry Potter chick is sucking on an ice cream cone
Audrina Patridge and her giant boobs are moving out of the house
Kate Middleton is pretty hot even though I don’t know her
That chick from the Pussycat Dolls is lookin’ pretty hot today

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Tags: ass, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 14, 2008
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I’m not sure exactly what Kim Kardashian is doing in these photos. They’re really confusing to me because they look like they were snapped in the 80’s or something. The picture above reminds me of George Michael’s ass from the cover of ‘Faith‘. You know, before we knew he was a homosexual. Man, the words to Father Figure got real weird after that.

(Baby) I will be your father figure
(Oh baby) Put your tiny hand in mine
(I’d love to) I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy) Anything you have in mind
(It would make me) I will be your father figure
(Very happy) I have had enough of crime
(Please let me) I will be the one who loves you -
Until the end of time..

That’s all i wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That’sail i wanted
Just to see my baby’s
Blue eyed shine
This time i think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be
Strong

Needless to say, the song left me sexually confused for some time. I, myself, trolled restrooms at night and wandered in parks looking for attention. For some reason, this bizarre flashback shoot in Radar Magazine does the same thing to me. So if I get arrested tonight wandering the parks with a noose tied to my genitals and crystal meth in my pocket like that British guy from CNN, remember that Kim Kardashian is to blame.

This song will make for great background noise on this post
WTF?: Megan Fox is Mother Teresa for one reason or another
Amy Winehouse’s face is so clean I could eat off of it
Jennifer Love Hewitt is nice and skinny again. Still ugly though.
College Antics: Professor moons the class after a fight

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Tags: kim kardashian, Radar Magazine

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 7, 2008
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For the longest time I used to have to sit through Sonic commercials even though there was no Sonic in town. It was painful to look at their delicious breakfast burritos with no chance in hell of ingesting one. Then, just a few weeks ago, they built on right down the road from the office. Sure, they have a ragtag staff of douchebags and there are no hot girls on premises but, hell, the food looked good. So I’ve been there a few times now and, I have to say, I’m extremely disappointed. Mostly because after eating a Sonic Value Meal I feel like a giant, greasy fat ass. But also because the food isn’t all that good. I thought I would like the ability to purchase tater tots but it turns out I don’t actually like the taste of them all that much. Plus, all of their beverages have lame ass names like ‘Ocean Breezes’ and it’s embarrassing to order them. I guess I’ll start going back to the Subway down the street where at least a few people are murdered every week and they don’t like talking to white people. Their meatball subs are untouchable. Kim Kardashian clearly doesn’t eat the crappy fast food that I live off of. Her body is looking hot in these bikini candids from Cabo San Lucas.

Not Enough?: Even more photos of Kim Kardashian here
OMG: These photos of Winnie Cooper are the hottest you’ll see today
Someone Kill Him Please: Kanye West is such an annoying tool
Victoria Beckham is really confused about how sex works
Denise Richards is looking pretty sexy on the set of some film

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Tags: Bikini, kim kardashian

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