Posted By: Shawn On: November 3, 2008
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I just gave the guy across the hall some left over Halloween chocolate. I put Colon Blow into it prior to throwing the thing into his office at which point he picked it up, thanked me and ate it. (Before you think gross thoughts about me owning Colon Blow, bear with me. We stock pile practical jokes in my department to mess with people while they are on vacation. This is one of those stock piled jokes that I’ve been secretly holding onto for a while now.) I owed him. He put a fart machine under my chair. Payback’s a bitch.

With Love, Meg

Moron.
Devil sheep
Oldie but a goodie
No idea who… just hot.

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Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Carmen Electra, Halloween, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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Just checked my email. Got a message from Shawn. Though I’d pass it along…

—–Original Message—–
From: Shawn
Sent: Fri 10/31/2008 12:25 PM
To: Meghan
Subject: RE:

I’m still in Yee-haw Junction. I don’t have a car but I do have an ATM card. Apparently I was drinking at some Moose Lodge that’s frequented by semi-hot chicks who like to get sloshed — or at least that’s what the guy at the front desk told me when I asked him how the hell I ended up in his hotel last night. So I hit up the ATM and I have some cash now but I wasn’t sure where to head until a few hours ago. I was pounding a beer at the Osceola Desert Inn at 9AM this morning, trying to find some functional WiFi in this po-dunk town, and this dude started talking to me. At first I thought he was trying to hit on me or something so I was squeemish and refused to talk to him. Then, he bought me a cinnamon roll and I’ll do anything (just outside of sex with strangers) for a cinnamon roll. This random bum-looking guy was actually a train conductor. So I asked him if he had ever killed anyone with his train and he told me several stories of people commiting suicide while he watched the train roll over their screaming bodies as I ate my food. I told him of my quandry and he offered me a ride north out of here. So that’s my mission, I’m headed north on a freaking train. Let’s see what happens.

Yours,
Shawn

Yup… that’s all I got. Running late. No time for links. Deal with it.

With Love, Meg

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 27, 2008
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I went to a Halloween thing this weekend. It was one of those parties where they shut down a street downtown and have bands, beer trucks and scantly clad girls. I was at one of the bars, drinking beer after beer trying to get loaded as quickly as possible so I could get the hell outta the craziness before it started to rain. I was minding my own business, hiding in the corner of the bar, making best friends with my drinks and avoiding people I didn’t wanna see. I look up at one point and there is this huge crowd in a corner of the bar. Turns out one of my friends was busy getting naked, dancing on a table. She was dressed as a Playboy bunny and decided that it was to hot for her outfit, which barely consisted of anything in the first place. She stripped down and was insisting I pin her fluffy tail to her thong. I obliged because who am I to tell a grown woman that she can’t strip down to her thong and dance for money. I don’t judge… it’s bad karma or something. Surprisingly, the bar didn’t kick us out and the bitch earned a couple hundred dollars to pay for our bar tab. Happy early Halloween from the drunk chicks. Here are some lame pics from a fake Halloween celebration at the Playboy mansion. My weekend was better than this. Click my links because I took the time to get them for you unlike Shawn whom I am going to assume died this weekend of alcohol poisoning or his inflatable mattress popped and he laying on his nasty floor in 4 month’s worth of dirty clothes where the stench inevitably killed him. Sweet.

With Love, Meg

Jennifer Hudson’s family was killed. I have an alibi, I swear.
More pics from the Playboy Mansion
Amy Wino goes to rehab & pinkie swears she’s done with drugs
Tila Tequila is pretty hot for an old chick
Someone found more pics of Heath Ledger

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Tags: Bridget Marquadt, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon, Kendra Wilkinson, Kristina Shannon, Playboy

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Damn… that’s a pretty solid ass shot in those pics.

Cameron Diaz has one of the nastiest faces up close
The Olsen Twins still look pretty hot sometimes. Nice rack.
Lindsay’s massive juggs show through her black tank top
Audrina is too hot to cheat on for everyone except this douche
Jailbait: Kim Kardashian is in a bikini at the age of 14

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Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 7, 2008
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I don’t get this whole Girls Next Door thing. It seems like it was a pretty bad idea for Hugh Hefner. Playboy got some decent publicity out of it but the magazine is still floundering. Hefner seems to have lost all control of his girlfriends and everyone on the planet knows he’s definitely not banging them. In fact, Hefner is weird these days, he gets in limos and goes to fast food joints so townies can oogle his eye candy and then he can go home for a mid-afternoon nap. Hell, if Larry Flint wasn’t all handicapped he’d probably make for a better reality show than Hef. The sad thing is, the King of Playboy is probably going to die soon. But before he dies, his ex-bitches will be sure to make him look bad by banging losers like Cris Angel. Enjoy these snaps of Kendra Wilkinson and click my links.

Halle Berry has an amazing rack and I want to bone her
Nicolette Sheridan is looking pretty sexy in some black bikini
More action from those hookers in The Hills makes me happy
Jennifer Kohut is so hot I would keep her in a cage under my bed
Britney Spears looks hot on the set of the Womanizer video

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Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 2, 2008
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I can’t find Shawn. He doesn’t own a cell phone… so I can’t call him. As he says, “I like to be unreachable. I like to keep the mystery going. I’m a vagabond and you’ll never know when I’ll pop up outta now where.” That’s a great philosophy for a homeless dude… not for a guy with a job and a web site. I saw him at the bar last night. He was pounding Captain like it was water and I can honestly testify to his “no coke in my Captain & Coke” rule. Oddly enough I got more drunk than he did. I’m a light weight. I’m a cheap date. Shawn had to drive me home. I think he was pissed because I interrupted him trying to take the bartender home. After that, he seems to have disappeared. I wouldn’t be surprised if he walked into my office in the next five minutes and had no recollection of last night. It wouldn’t be the first time. Here are some pics of Kendra and there’s no way she’s wearing panties so enjoy the pics. Oh… click my links. Show Shawn I actually do something…

With Love, Meg

Stop the presses Britney Spears is totally hot again.
Oh, wait, never mind. She’s ugly.
This looks like it hurts a whole lot
You can hardly call this a bathing suit
WTF. What ever happened to good old drug usage?

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Posted By: Shawn On: September 9, 2008
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Mitch Hedberg is dead. Not really breaking news or anything, he died a while back but his last album is coming back. It’s called ‘Do You Believe In Gosh’ and it was recorded two months before he died. I’m listening to it now and it’s funny as balls. You can download it yourself here but I suggest you do what I won’t and buy it at the store. I have to jet to get something to eat so hopefully those jokes will hold you over for an hour or so. To kick things up a notch, check out these photos of Kendra Wilkinson wearing a wig for no reason and showing off her rack.

I Love Pirate Bay: NBC’s crappy shows are coming back to iTunes
Britney Spears’ Mom has a big mouth and she’s talking about sex
Alice In Chains is going to come out with a new album soon
Brooke Hogan is just dumb as we all though she was
Britney Spears is still crazy. I’m not buying this new chick…

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Tags: Boobs, Kendra Wilkinson

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