Jordan Still Selling A Book That No One Wants

Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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The office where I work is located conveniently near the ghetto and I have a window overlooking the projects. You know, government subsidized apartment complexes where, no matter what time of day it is, everyone is always just hanging out and never working. The most bizarre thing about the ghetto so close to me is the fact that everyone has luxury vehicles. Sure, the roof may be falling off the house, there may be no food in the cabinets and God knows those kids haven’t been to school in years but they’ve got some sweet rides. I took a spin through the neighborhood the other day just for the hell of it. There were Jaguars, Mercedes, BMW’s and even a Porsche SUV in a neighborhood where the rent is somewhere in the ballpark of $300 per month. I was contemplating getting out and walking around like it was some sort of 3rd world country that I had entered when these dudes started staring at me real hard. A group of thugs came over to my window and asked if I wanted to buy a stereo to which I replied ‘hell yes’. That was a bad move. The damn thing broke before I plugged it in and I don’t have the balls to return it. Check out these photos of Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, selling her book and talk amongst yourselves.

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Katie Price Is The Sluttiest Book Salesman Ever

Posted By: Shawn On: July 17, 2008
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Katie Price is sometimes referred to as ‘Jordan’ so it makes my job quite hard when it comes down to perfecting a title for her entries. I really wish she would just choose one name or the other and call it a day. Katie Price/Jordan has now officially entered the club of people who write books about their lives before they’ve done anything significant. Alongside her in this exclusive club are the Olsen Twins, Hannah Montana and Madonna. It’s no coincidence that all of these women have worn some pretty ridiculous outfits over the years. I can’t tell you exactly what Katie Price/Jordan is wearing, only that it looks like some slutty version of the Good Witch’s outfit in The Wizard Of Oz. She has a crown and everything. I’m not sure which of the thirteen Katie Price/Jordan fans around the world will buy her book but at least we got another look at her boobs. Enjoy the photos and tell a friend about Vanity Spy today.

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Katie Price A.K.A Jordan Parties It Up At Movida

Posted By: Shawn On: June 9, 2008
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I can’t tell if I secretly think Katie Price is hot or if I’m just mesmerized by her mutant boobs. She has those same mutant nipples that Shauna Sands is rockin’ but her boobs look so good with a shirt on that it’s hard to focus on anything else. The crazy thing is, if you look closely at her face, she looks much older than her 30 years. Katie Price is going to hit a brick wall at 35 and she’ll en up exactly like Pamela Anderson which makes sense because she’s basically the British version of her anyhow. Check out these pics of Jordan showing off her ass after partying at some random place called Movida.