Jennifer Lopez And Her Legendary Ass In A Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: July 8, 2008
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Jennifer Lopez is kind of falling apart as she ages. I remember when ‘Jenny on the Block’ was the hot jam on the local top 40 radio station. MTV, back when they actually played videos, was spinning it 24/7 and all I could think about was how hot J-Lo was. Now, she looks like the washed up prostitute on the corner of Federal Highway and 45th St. in West Palm Beach. If it wasn’t for the yacht in this set of photos, I would be convinced that it was the hooker and not the pop star. I hear that yacht belongs to the Dolce and Gabbana lady. Completely missing from these photos are their children. That’s because famous people just have babies, they don’t have to take care of them. You have sex, get pregnant, give birth and pay some Mexican slave wages to watch your kid while your fat ass avoids the gym and hangs out on a boat. Enjoy the photos, bitches.

I could look at Kim Kardashian’s ass all day long and not get bored
Brooke Hogan perfects the ‘hang out with an ugly friend’ routine
Hilary Duff was out shopping yesterday and she looks sexy
Reese Witherspoon was wearing a bandanna this morning in London
Jessica Alba went to Whole Foods yesterday and with her boobs

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Jennifer Lopez Is Chubby In An Ugly Ass Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: July 5, 2008
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I’m a complete mess right now. I’ve been laying in bed all day long dreading the moment when I had to get up to post this. I can only imagine if I had a real job like tarring roofs or something. The Simple Plan 4th of July thing was ridiculous. After the fireworks and their concert I went back to Vince Neil’s bar, Dr. Feelgood’s, and hung out with the band. I had no clue that the guys in Simple Plan all had annoying French accents and I made it a point to mention that. The lead singer guy, his name is seriously Pierre, was wearing a shirt that I almost wore but I changed at the last minute. I was thankful for that and I have since removed said shirt from my rotation. The guys were pretty cool and they were trying to get laid the entire time we were in the VIP area. Pierre kept trying to get random girls to kiss each other and he was successful on more than one occasion. Chuck, the drummer, sneaked away to a back booth with a girl who was getting paid to pole dance in the club and I’m totally convinced he got a blowjob back there. We all got wasted and they all got laid. Some people say that they will never forget September 11, 2001, others, Pearl Harbor. I will never forget how completely annoying their French Canadian accents were. Three cheers for Simple Plan and the drunken night. Fun was had by all. Meanwhile, Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony were swimming near their yacht in Portofino, Italy.

Some dude ripped off Hitler’s head at a wax museum in Berlin
Madonna’s marriage is just as miserable as everyone’s elses
I’m in complete and utter shock that Hancock is #1 at the box office
Pete Doherty figured it would be a good idea to get a brown horse
Gary Oldman talks about Dark Knight and I am strangely interested