Jennifer Ellison Strips Down In Loaded Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: October 28, 2008
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I live in South Florida… it’s currently 52 degrees outside… I am not happy. Jennifer Ellison… pink lingerie thingy. Links. Click them… I’m going back to bed.

With Love, Meg

They found that boy’s body.
When did Nicolas Cage have a son and why is he weird?
Obama’s mom has more nudie pics
Best. Cover up. Ever.
At least she has a nice body

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Tags: Boobs, Jennifer Ellison, Sexy

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Jennifer Ellison Is In Some Calendar Shoot

Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Jennifer Ellison is hot. This conversation is over. Links.

I had no idea that 50 Cent was still alive. He has a new song.
Britney’s little slutty sister could possibly be pregnant again.
The new Fall Out Boy video is actually really funny. Strange.
Weird Al is back. Does anyone really care anymore?
Beyonce is a police officer in a video for a stolen song

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Jennifer Ellison Has The Rear Of The Year

Posted By: Shawn On: September 12, 2008
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I popped my ‘gun cherry’ a few days ago. No…dirty mind…it did not involve a gun being stuck into any orifice of my body…it involved me shooting the shit out of a paper target for a good hour. I’ll be honest, firing that .45 was better than sex. (Maybe it’s the guys I sleep with? Maybe I’m turned on by raw fire power…who knows…) I felt a little like Lara Croft. I walked in the place in my short Daisy-Duke-esque white shorts, a tank top and flip flops. I got a few random looks, but I walked up to the counter like I owned the place and no one questioned a thing. I have a feeling most of the old camo-ed men in there were looking at my ass, which was fine because they’d been staring at stuffed giraffes all day. (I kid you not, this place had a freaking stuffed giraffe). I bet if this chick, Jennifer Ellison (who happens to be famous for nothing) walked in there, she would have gotten more stares. I mean her ass won her ‘Rear of the Year’…mine has only gotten me a shot of cheap tequila from Shawn after I post for him all day. Click my links, bitches.

With Love, Meg

The Olsen Twins are still in plaid and I would still do them
A Reverend that deals crack on the side, awesome
Wait, those assholes make how much? Bastards.
She has the worst accent ever but she doesn’t need to speak
Lindsay Lohan’s new movie looks stupid

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Tags: Ass Shot, Jennifer Ellison

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You Wouldn’t Last A Second With Jennifer Ellison

Posted By: Shawn On: July 8, 2008
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I want nothing more than to burn this office to the ground right now. I was better off working from my couch and I’m not sure why I even showed up today. I guess I wanted to pretend like I have a real job. Today was the highest trafficked day in the history of this site and for that I should be happy. Still, I’d rather watch the needle move from a distance. From a bar, perhaps, drinking and connotating to someone else as they do the dirty work. Letting some other smug bastard troll the wasteland-like side of the Internet that hosts these sexy photos as I pound the finest liquor this world has to offer. Life’s not long, you know, might as well toss them back while you can. I’ve seen the old men at the assisted living facility my Mother works at and I do not want to be them. You live fast, enjoy the ladies and drink faster. It’s not my motto, it’s the only motto. And with that, I’ll post these sexy photos of British TV star and model Jennifer Ellison showing off her assets.

Laura Croft is smoking hot. No, not that Laura Croft…
Rihanna looks downright frightening on the set of ‘Disturbia’
Elisa Cuthbert is lookin’ mighty fine on the NHL Awards red carpet
I don’t care if it’s Photoshopped Mariah looks hot in Elle
More Keeley Hazell: Looking fancy outside China White nightclub