Jenna Jameson Sits Down For A Nice Meal

Posted By: Shawn On: July 29, 2008
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Jenna Jameson is clearly having a successful career as a mainstream actress now that she’s officially out of the porn business. This role was actually meant for Nicole Kidman but Jenna Jameson was so believable as a zombie, cannibal stripper that they just had to give her the part. Since I know you’re just clamoring to know more about ‘Zombie Strippers’ I’ll give you the synopsis.

In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back.

Well then, that sounds absolutely terrible, doesn’t it? I’m not going to lie, I’d still probably watch it for the skin and the train-wreck-factor but it’s certainly not taking home any awards this year. Jenna Jameson managed to take my three favorite things: Zombies, Cannibals and Strippers and somehow ruin them all in one fell swoop. Do your best to enjoy these photos of Jenna Jameson in ‘Zombie Strippers’ and then click my links.

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Jenna Jameson Is Giving You That Look

Posted By: Shawn On: June 15, 2008
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I just finished watching M Knight Shyamalan’s ‘The Happening’ and it started off as a really cool thriller movie but ended like a 12-year-old wrote the last chapter on a cocktail napkin. M Knight always has these great ‘outside of the box’ plot lines that end too fast and don’t make sense upon reflection. You’ve probably seen the trailer by now and everyone talks about the scene where the guy kills himself with a lawnmower and it’s only more intense in it’s entirety. The guy (not the lawnmower guy, I’m back to M Knight now) just can’t finish things. I was all wrapped up in the story and it even had me pretty scared at times but the grand finale was as lackadaisical as a Jenna Jameson money shot. Speaking of Jenna Jameson in the early hours this morning partying it up with Tito Ortiz at some club called Pangea in London that won’t let me in.