I Want To Party With James Blunt Right Now

Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I’m going to the doctor tomorrow. I had to bite the bullet and make an appointment before I die, slumped over my keyboard. Sure, I’ll get a post-mortem pop on the cable news outlets and maybe somebody will write about how ‘that guy who runs that site’ died because he was a jackass and abused his body for a million-plus years. I welcome that ink when the time does come but, for now, I think I want to stick around for a while. I have so many different things wrong with me that it’s almost hard to imagine getting through this doctors appointment at all but my pipe dream is that I come out A-OK. Toss me a few bottles of medicine, tell me it’s all in my head or diagnose me and let’s get on with life. I don’t really care how it plays out, I’m just excited that it’s finally going to play out. When I’m done, I’m packing my bags and heading to wherever James Blunt is. Homeboy, along with his friend who used to be on CSI, has a boat full of hot topless chicks and they look like they’re having some fun. Enjoy the photos, click my links and, if all goes well, I’ll see you bastards tomorrow. At least I hope so…