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Marla Maples Acts Like A Jackass On The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: July 23, 2008
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Donald Trump just sold his house on Palm Beach Island, about 5 minutes down the road from me, for like a bagillion dollars. Actually, he opted for a real amount of money somewhere around 95 million dollars. It’s a massive house with a huge property right on the water but the craziest thing about the sale was the fact that he sold it to some Russian billionaire who doesn’t even plan to live there. The Russian dude has so much money that he can blow a hundred mil without batting an eye and he’s not even going to live in the house? Allow me to use this forum of mine to address this rich bastard. Dmitry Rybolovlev, if you want someone to just hang around, house sit and throw orgies, I’m your man. It would be a shame to leave that massive abode empty and hollow. I’ll make sure all of the migrants that you are paying slave wages get all of their work done. The lawn will look spectacular. So think about it, Mr. Rybolovlev, and get back to me. My email address is below and my bags are packed. Marla Maples used to live in that giant house. Check out these photos of her acting like a jackass who needs some attention on the beach then click my links or die trying.

That pregnant man, who wasn’t a man, is showing off her baby
Gabrielle Reece is showing off her massive rack at the beach
Pink is about to make a comeback and her label keeps bothering me
Lindsay and Ali Lohan both enjoy music that sucks balls
Ashley Tisdale is looking hot at some random coffee place

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