Posted By: Shawn On: November 18, 2008
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Candy + 32DD = Amazing.

With Love, Meg

Posted in: I See Your Boobs

Tags: Boobies, Hot, Katy Perry

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 17, 2008
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I had a lunch meeting today with this guy that had a crazy snaggle tooth… and he ordered spinach dip. The rest of the meeting played out like that talking stain commercial from the Super Bowl. Stacy Keibler is in a bikini.

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If You Seek Amy = F.*.C.K. Me
I thought he would look like a crispy french fry
Another ugly lesbian came out
She thinks she’s famous
Kim Kardashian is in a bikini, too

Posted in: VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Hot, Stacy Keibler

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 3, 2008
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Shannon Doughery is still alive! So am I! Just barely, though! Links!

Audrina Patridge has huge boobs and a huge check for someone
Greatest. Magazine. Ever.
Diddy is getting all political on us but he’s still pretty funny
I’d Hit It: Brooke Hogan is looking mildly sexy once again
Here’s the chick that writes here when I’m gone in a photo

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Hot, Shannon Dougherty

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Posted By: Shawn On: June 19, 2008
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I like chicks with freckles. I don’t know why but for some reason I think freckled boobs and stomachs are hot. Maybe because I secretly think that girls who have freckles are self conscious about them and that I can use it as leverage against them in a relationship. If I was banging Lindsay Lohan on the set of this stupid movie ‘Labor Pains’ that she’s been working on and we got into some sort of fight I could say ‘yeah, you go ahead and leave. You and I both know that no one else will bang you with all of those obnoxious freckles all over your boobs.’ And then she would come to the harsh realization that there was nothing that she could do about these ugly spots on her hot body and she’d come running back to me. That’s how it works in my head - in reality, she’d be banging the key grip within the hour. Check out these photos of Lindsay Lohan escaping the hot sun today and showing off her stomach while doing so.

Paris Hilton is still pretending to be pregnant for some attention
Britney Spears is looking completely useless in Kentwood
Oh, how I wish Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller would kiss
Do I see a Britney-like breakdown in Christina Aguilera’s future?
Maria Sharapova actually looks pretty hot for a tennis has-been

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy

Tags: Hot, Lindsay Lohan

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