Posted By: Shawn On: July 16, 2008
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Heidi Montag was out on the town hanging out with John McCain’s daughter because that’s what blond chicks with big boobs do. Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson would have been there as well but they were at other events with other blonds with bigger boobs. God forbid one of these chicks get an actual job that doesn’t require them to slip a nip bi-monthly. Heidi Montag is from the Hills and her boobs are clearly fake but they’re almost too fake. I’d have to get a peek of them while she was in the shower or something to really get a good idea how good/bad they are but they’re probably the roundest boobs I have ever laid eyes on. Since you bastards all owe me a solid favor, the first one to yank her top off and snap a pic, then send it my way wins a prize. I don’t have anything cool but you can have my last slice of pizza and a bottle of Jack Daniels if you want. So get to work and try not to get arrested. I’ll keep posting hot photos of Heidi Montag and you keep clicking my sexy ass links.

I’m Confused: Welcome to the most bizarre love triangle, ever
Reese Witherspoon is looking nice and regal for some reason
That chick from the Real Housewives of the OC is hammered
When Courtney Love talks, we all must listen and nod our heads
A new song leaked from Britney Spears and no one cares

Posted in: I See Your Boobs, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Boobs, Heidi Montag

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Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Heidi Montag is the chick who is banging that guy Spencer from the Hills. Actually, they’re both on the Hills which I just realized is a reality show on MTV that only girls watch. The only thing different about their reality show is that it’s completely scripted which, in turn, makes it a drama and not a reality show. I digress. This is supposed to be a candid shot of the Heidi on the beach but it looks just as staged as their stupid reality show. Enjoy the links…

Christina Aguilera drinks more than I do - not really but close
Clay Aiken got a girl pregnant without ever having sex with her
Madonna ran up a $100,000 hotel bill and didn’t pay
French comedian makes fun of train wreck Amy Winehouse
That dork who won American Idol is pretending to be hardcore

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Candids, Heidi Montag, Hills

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