Posted By: Shawn On: November 3, 2008
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I just gave the guy across the hall some left over Halloween chocolate. I put Colon Blow into it prior to throwing the thing into his office at which point he picked it up, thanked me and ate it. (Before you think gross thoughts about me owning Colon Blow, bear with me. We stock pile practical jokes in my department to mess with people while they are on vacation. This is one of those stock piled jokes that I’ve been secretly holding onto for a while now.) I owed him. He put a fart machine under my chair. Payback’s a bitch.

With Love, Meg

Moron.
Devil sheep
Oldie but a goodie
No idea who… just hot.

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Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Carmen Electra, Halloween, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: November 3, 2008
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I set a record yesterday. I got kicked out of 5 bars. There is rug burn on my elbows, bruises on my shins, and I think I broke a finger. I have no recollection of anything. Click my links. If I remember anything, I will let you know. Don’t hold your breath.

With Love, Meg

THe sluts on The Hills are at it again
Oh. My. God. Flexible is fun.
I’d bang Tina Fey but only if she wore this
Holly Madison is dating a douche
WTF?

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, Shot From The Back

Tags: Coco, Halloween

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 31, 2008
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No time for a story right now. I have to go get all sorts of slutted up for a party.
Click my links.

With Love, Meg

More slutty celebrity Halloween costumes
Hollywood’s hottest horror flick deaths
Kate Moss’ nipples are showing
Umm… whip cream is awesome
Samantha Ronson nude pics

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Shot From The Back

Tags: Halloween, kim kardashian

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 9, 2008
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That stupid troll-looking bitch in my office touched me again today. She said that I was clicking the thumb drive that I had in my hand too loud. I turned around a stared at her for a second and then went back to work. As I was typing away on my keyboard, I said ‘I hope this isn’t too loud here, all the keyboard banging, I don’t want to piss you off or interrupt your precious work’ and she looked at me all serious-like and said ‘oh, that’s no problem, I mean you can’t help how loud your keyboard is, you do have to work afterall’. So I stared into her monster eyes and said ‘I was being sarcasting you jackass, if you ever touch me again or bitch about my idiocycracies, I will stab you to death with this staple remover and feed you to the pigs’. She seems to be leaving me alone for now. Here’s Sophie Monk shopping for some Halloween stuff.

Scary Spice has the hottest rack of the Spice Girls crew
Bruce Willis must be working on some crazy ass movie
Carmen Electra still remains relevant somehow
Seriously, this is the hottest outfit I have ever seen
Another peek at Hefner’s new sexy twin girlfriends

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Halloween, Sophie Monk

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