Jessica Biel Is Much Hotter In Black And White

Posted By: Shawn On: December 9, 2008
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Yup. She’s hot and she bangs a douche bag on a daily basis. How does that make you feel? Does it give you hope that one day you, too, will bang a chick this hot? It shouldn’t. You’ll never bang anything more that a microwaved bagel.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: GQ, Jessica Biel

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Maria Sharapova Is Good For More Than Tennis

Posted By: Shawn On: November 25, 2008
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Yup. Legs. That’s the theme of the day. Congrats for guessing. You get a cookie.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: GQ, Leggy, maria sharapova

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Megan Fox GQ Outtakes Are Not Too Bad

Posted By: Shawn On: November 18, 2008
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I will beat you like the red headed step child that was the result of a rape if you don’t click these links because I haven’t given you any yet today and if you don’t you will show me how much of an ungrateful bastard you really are.

With Love, Meg

I’d pay to stare at her naked
She’s hotter when she shoots a gun
She’s dating a douche
Heeelllooooo, boobies.
Pretty cool, dude.

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Eva Herzigova Makes Me Want To Got To Italy

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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I just finished reading the script for Tucker Max’s ‘I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell’ movie and I’m with the other folks who have reviewed it so far. It’s so bad, it’s embarrassing - even for a lying douche like Tucker Max. The jokes in this flick are so predictable and elementary that the local 4th grade class at H. L. Johnson Elementary could certainly finish most of Tucker’s zingers. I’ve watched a few YouTube interviews with Tucker Max over the past few days to better familiarize myself with him and one thing’s for sure, he’s not that smart. Not only does he seem to have a difficult time forming coherent sentences, he’s also awkward and uneasy under pressure. The confidence that is exuded from the Tucker Max character in his terrible book is merely a fantasy to thre real Tucker Max. He’s not good looking enough, smart enough or charismatic enough to live the pretend life of which he writes. If you read something here - it happened as it was written. Or, at the very least, it’s as close to fact as possible when dealing with my hazy memory. Tucker Max is a douche and his script sucks. I’ll post it here for you to download soon. Trust me, you will be in total agreement.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still totally doing it
It looks like Morgan Freeman is going to survive that car wreck
Bernie Mac remains in ‘very, very critical’ condition today
Everybody Run: There’s a bomb threat at the MGM tower in LA
One of the Gotti family members has been arrested today

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Victoria’s Secret Models Look Super Hot In GQ

Posted By: Shawn On: August 1, 2008
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People Magazine paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $14 million for the first photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s first biological child - children, actually. To be fair, even the other non-biological kids in the Jolie/Pit UNICEF army were sold to the tabloids but they didn’t bring in money like this new set of twins did. Let’s think about something real quick. The average person makes about $38,000 a year. In ten years time, that person will have made $380,000 a their job digging holes or graves or whatever you freaks do. In a hundred years, which would be an impossible feat considering the average life span is around 75 years, that person would have made $3.8 million. If four average people worked one hundred years straight and didn’t spend a penny they would be able to afford a photograph of a pair of babies made by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. To be fair, I’d pay a serious penny to watch them make said babies but I don’t give a damn what the creatures look like afterward. I’d actually pay money to watch the delivery of the twins if I could videotape it and post it on the site with some full-frontal shots of Angelina’s goods mid-push afterward. $14 million? For baby photos? Luckily, Vanity Spy is completely free of charge - though, would it kill you to click an ad? - and you can check out these photos of the Victoria’s Secret hotties in the latest issue of GQ.

People Magazine paid around $14 million for photos of Angelina Jolie’s baby
Random guy from CSI has a girlfriend with an amazing ass
A second look at the Montauk Monster reveals it’s a dead dog
Check out this gallery of the hottest chicks in video games
Shauna Sand has a job selling rooms for a crappy indian casino

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Marisa Miller Is Jaw-Dropping Hot In August GQ

Posted By: Shawn On: July 6, 2008
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These scans are from the August issue of GQ Magazine which doesn’t hit the newsstands for weeks. Marisa Miller looks as hot as I’ve ever seen her in this spread. It’s genius. I was just about to bolt to the cookout when I saw these and had to post them immediately. You can thank me later. Or now. Send me an email. Asshole. So I hear this chick Samantha is supposed to be at this shindig and I haven’t seen her in four years. Last time we talked to each other we got really wasted and she made out with me in the bathroom with her husband in the next room. Homeboy is genuinely crazy and he carries around guns wherever he goes. Since I don’t know if she got real honest one of these nights when they both dropped ecstasy and told his ass, I’m keeping my distance. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I was executed after hiding behind the keg at a cookout in South Florida. Seriously, I’m going talk her into sleeping with me this time around.

Here is the movie trailer for the straight-to-DVD Lost Boys II
Nicole Richie got booted out of the Hard Rock last night
It looks like A-Rod and Madonna were really banging each other
Hancock, Wall-E and Wanted - 1,2,3 at the box office this weekend
Drew Carey sucks balls and he’s ruining The Price Is Right

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Gisele Bundchen Is Topless In GQ Magazine

Posted By: Shawn On: June 17, 2008
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Tom Brady is a lucky man. I search the Internet up and down every single day for suggestive photos of this chick and they never surface. Today is a good day. GQ was nice enough to pick up the tab and show us some skin in the July issue, starring Gisele Bundchen. These are probably some of the hottest pictures of her that I have ever laid eyes on and I shall file them deep in my memory for later use. To think, if I could only throw a touch down and win a few Superbowls, I could be hitting that. It’s the end of the day here on the East Coast and I’ve still got one more post to round out the day but this ushers the Captain and Coke down my throat quite nicely. Send this to a friend or someone you hate.