Posted By: Shawn On: October 8, 2008
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Damn… that’s a pretty solid ass shot in those pics.

Cameron Diaz has one of the nastiest faces up close
The Olsen Twins still look pretty hot sometimes. Nice rack.
Lindsay’s massive juggs show through her black tank top
Audrina is too hot to cheat on for everyone except this douche
Jailbait: Kim Kardashian is in a bikini at the age of 14

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Shot From The Back

Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: October 7, 2008
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I don’t get this whole Girls Next Door thing. It seems like it was a pretty bad idea for Hugh Hefner. Playboy got some decent publicity out of it but the magazine is still floundering. Hefner seems to have lost all control of his girlfriends and everyone on the planet knows he’s definitely not banging them. In fact, Hefner is weird these days, he gets in limos and goes to fast food joints so townies can oogle his eye candy and then he can go home for a mid-afternoon nap. Hell, if Larry Flint wasn’t all handicapped he’d probably make for a better reality show than Hef. The sad thing is, the King of Playboy is probably going to die soon. But before he dies, his ex-bitches will be sure to make him look bad by banging losers like Cris Angel. Enjoy these snaps of Kendra Wilkinson and click my links.

Halle Berry has an amazing rack and I want to bone her
Nicolette Sheridan is looking pretty sexy in some black bikini
More action from those hookers in The Hills makes me happy
Jennifer Kohut is so hot I would keep her in a cage under my bed
Britney Spears looks hot on the set of the Womanizer video

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: August 21, 2008
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My roommate is vacuuming the house right now and my gay Mexican dog is trying to attack him. It’s awesome to watch because the cat is trying to attack the dog for attacking him and he’s trying to attack the dog with the vacuum. It’s like this chaotic battle centered around the cleaning of my house. Axle, the dog, is a Chihuahua-type thing but he’s crazy as hell. He randomly attacks people all of the time for no apparent reason. He also can’t fit his tongue in his mouth so it’s always hanging out the side. Plus, to add to all his idiosyncrasies, he shakes like a leaf. So the dog is trying to bite my roommate, then turning around and biting the cat and turning back around just in time to avoid the vacuum. I hope someone dies. Check out these photos of the Girls Next Door and Playboy’s Hugh Hefner at the premiere of House Bunny last night.

Adriana Lima looks super hot in some lingerie catalog
Here’s video of Lohan flaunting those nice boobs of hers
Justin Timberlake is a total douchebag with some new jeans
Courtenay Semel is not hot and she’s a total fame whore
Someone else hates Sienna Miller just as much as I do

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements

Tags: Girls Next Door, Playboy

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 31, 2008
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Kendra Wilkinson is one of the ‘Girls Next Door‘ chicks who pretends to bang Hugh Hefner. Apparently she was at some charity golf event where the press was snapping photos and she figured the sluttier she acted, the more press she would get. She was right. Speaking of whores, I’ve just been informed that both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are in town and they will be at the same event as me tonight. You see, Good Charlotte is in town playing a concert here in West Palm Beach and I’ve got some backstage passes. At the moment, they’re supposedly running around town shopping and trying to draw as much attention to themselves as possible. I’ll be sure to get wasted and cause a massive scene when I run into those bitches tonight. Enjoy these photos of Kendra Wilkinson acting like a slut playing golf and click my links.

Awesome: A Butthole Surfers gig ends with the lead singer fighting the sound guy
Things You Missed: Celebrity items on EBay that were awesome
Sharon Stone is getting sued by the Chinese government
Topanga is making a comeback on some show called ‘The Dish’
Relax boys, Katherine Heigl is still an insufferable bitch

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Shot From The Back

Tags: Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 18, 2008
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Someone from the UK Sun sent me these photographs to post for you freaks. They are EXCLUSIVE to Vanity Spy and I enjoy writing the word EXCLUSIVE in all capitals. Apparently, the UK Sun hired this greasy, crazy ass ex-wrestler guy to host an online show called The Heyman Hustle. Homeboy interviews Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends in his latest episode and they’re much more relaxed than they are while filming Girls Next Door. They talk about group sex and all sorts of other ridiculous subjects as Heyman makes them more and more uncomfortable by the minute. I mean, just look at those photos and tell me Hefner’s girls don’t look scared as hell. You can check out a video of the interview on the UK Sun’s website. No, I’m not getting paid to mention this but the show is kind of addictive. I thought Heyman was going to bust out a chair and hit one of Hef’s bitches at any minute. He doesn’t. He does, however, sweat like a pig and ask the questions all of you sick bastards were thinking in your head. Watch Heyman do whatever the hell he does on The Heyman Hustle and then click my glorious links.

The fat, ugly Kardashian sister is in jail and this is her mugshot
Flavor Flav’s fiancee is much hotter than I had anticipated
Brooke Hogan is completely naked and she’s taking a shower
Brittany Murphy looks pretty hot driving around doing whatever
Batman: Dark Knight will make an unpronounceable sum of money

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, What A Jackass

Tags: Exclusive, Girls Next Door

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 15, 2008
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Judging by these photos it looks like Holly Madison has two standard poses and she doesn’t wander too far from them. I had to stare at all six pictures to make sure they weren’t the same. My examination is now through and I’m still not sure if any of them are duplicates. Back on the ‘Brooke Hogan Looks Like A Complete Prostitute Post‘ I got a comment from some chick named ‘wildgirl4ever’ who I’m pretty sure is either my mother or a friend of mine pretending to be a girl so he can trick me into sending naked photos that he will then email to everyone I know. Either way, here’s what she/he/mom said.

I love the pics, very scandalous. So it seems like you had fun at Warped Tour, who is the girl you went with? Please don’t tell me your off the market.

If this is my Mother, my response is, how in the hell did you manage to get online all by yourself? I normally have to help you check your Yahoo Mail and you’ve never even heard of the Warped Tour. On second thought, there’s no way this is my mom, she’s just not smart enough to figure out how to comment here on Vanity Spy. To my friend, I say, kudos to you on your ingenious idea to thwart my plans and embarrass me in front of the world. There’s only one problem; I own every domain I can think of with my name in it and to get at me on a major scale you’ll have to go four words deep. To my possible female commenter who is not a lesbian this time around, I question your existence because the comment came from someone using the same Internet provider as me in South Florida and because I am absolutely out of my mind. If you are, in fact, a real genuine girl with a vagina and everything, then I must say that I am still on the market. I will always be on the market because I am an ass who writes multi-paragraph entries that no one reads between pictures of hot chicks that they really want to see. I create chaos in public and truly enjoy awkward situations. Now put on an outfit like Brooke Hogan and get your ass over here. Unless you’re really fat and ugly. In that case, just, uh… just stay home and keep visiting the site or whatever.

Lauren Conrad and that fat Kardashian chick are wearing the same outfit
Weird: Amy Winehouse doesn’t look like she was hit with a rake today
Eva Longoria cut her long hair and it looks absolutely terrible
Megan Fox is looking super hot at some event for Fox Television
Janice Dickinson’s lips are packing up and leaving her face

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Girls Next Door, Holly Madison, Playboy

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Posted By: Shawn On: July 9, 2008
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I have so many things to post right now that I’m almost dreading today. It’s like looking at a giant pile of work on your desk except that work is a bunch of hot chicks in various stages of undress. At first, it seems like it would be a really cool job until you get into the monotony of the whole thing. And then you look at pictures like this and you realize who has the cool job. Can you imagine spending your entire day in some random banquet room as girls paraded in one after another, stripped down and tried to impress you enough to get a spot in the next issue of your magazine? Plus, as a bonus, odds are the majority of these ladies would high-tail it to your cheap hotel room upstairs in an effort to earn some extra credit. The bottom line is, I’m staring at a long day of work while you stare at people who really have the greatest job in the world. There’s a lot of skin in the thumbnails below so be sure to click around. Then, check out my links and I’ll toss up another post in a hot minute.

Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson are still doing it like rabbits
I’m pretty sure you could see thru Selma Blair’s outfit last night
More Selma Blair on The Tonight Show last night - from behind
Carmen Electra is looking really hot on top of some Dodge Charger
Angelina Jolie is an unwilling spokeswoman for a ‘Massage Hoop’

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs

Tags: Girls Next Door, Holly Madison, Playboy

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