Posted By: Shawn
On: July 23, 2008
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Next week is going to be a big week here at Vanity Spy. There are some major changes and additions in the works and, without giving anything away, it’s going to be awesome. You can get a guess of what’s coming in the even more distant future by looking at the navigation tabs above. Needless to say, I’m totally psyched about the future of the site. I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you bastards for visiting every day and telling your friends. For those of you that actually read my nonsense ramblings between these pictures of hot chicks, I salute you. I won’t let you folks down. I’m heading to the doctors office in a bit to find out what the hell is wrong with me. If I don’t die while I’m there, I’ll let you know what went down. Check out these photos of Eva Mendez from her sexy new Calvin Klein underwear shoot and click my links on this lovely Wednesday.

Rihanna is looking disturbingly hot in her new music video
Traci Bingham is holding her melons in these sexy candids
Cindy Bonam is wearing nothing but bodypaint from the front
Cindy Bonica is wearing nothing but bodypaint from the back
Megan Fox is lookin’ hot as hell on the set of Transformers II
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Daily Eye Candy, Fashion Statements
Tags: Calvin Klein, Eva Mendez
Posted By: Shawn
On: July 3, 2008
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I was walking my dog earlier and he almost died. I’m not sure if I’ve talked about my useless ugly ass dog before so I’ll reintroduce him real quick. His name is Axle and he’s a Mexican. I say ‘Mexican’ because he looks a little bit like a chihuahua but he’s mixed with something else so I just call him a Mexican dog. Axle is pretty small and he shakes like Michael J. Fox without medication. Even though he’s a tiny, gay dog he thinks he’s a real badass. So I was taking him for a walk and I went behind my apartment building and along the golf course. All of a sudden I saw a massive female pitbull with boobies that made her look pregnant and she wasn’t on a leash. Axle is so retarded that he tried to go after the dog and they started fighting. I had to pick him up in the air, choking him to death, by his leash so he wouldn’t get swallowed whole. Finally some black dude with no shirt on came out all apologetic and grabbed the dog. Axle barely survived and he’s still retarded. The point of this story is, even that random pitbull had sweeter boobs than Eva Mendez. Check out these photos of her with no bra on hanging out with her boyfriend in Paris the other day and you’ll see what I mean.

Yet Another Totally Badass Leaked Scene From Batman Dark Knight
Steve-O is back in the loony bin after watching himself on TV
Amy Winehouse even manages to get wasted while she’s in rehab
Pink is looking even more manly and non-attractive than usual
Spanish hottie Paz Vega is in a bikini and I want to do her
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Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs, Wait, She's Not Dead?
Tags: Eva Mendez, Wonky Boobs
