Eva Longoria Wearing Some Semi-Sexy Lingerie

Posted By: Shawn On: August 27, 2008
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I’m not a big fan of lingerie. Every girl I’ve ever slept with has had some kind of collection of lingerie and they seem to really enjoy wearing it. They walk into a room in their pajamas all frumpy-like and walk out in a teddy acting like they just drank a gallon of insta-whore. I don’t mind looking at ladies in lingerie but, when it comes down to it, I don’t want to navigate a freaking jungle gym when it comes time to get some action. I don’t want to get caught up in some lace thingy that was sexy before it started rubbing against my thigh and nearly sliced through my skin. So keep your crazy stripper wear at home in the closet and let’s get naked and roll around together. Check out these old snaps of Eva Longoria rocking some lingerie in 2001 and click my links.

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Tags: Eva Longoria, Lingerie

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Let’s All Watch Eva Longoria Take A Shower

Posted By: Shawn On: July 11, 2008
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I’m still trying to piece together exactly what happened last night. I was at this local Irish bar that my friends usually visit and I was drinking like a fish. The bartender there is super hot and she has the biggest fake boobs ever. After dark they turn into some lame ass ‘club’ and she strips down to damn near nothing. The eye candy is unbelievable in this place. So I’m there and I’m hanging out and a few of my friends leave and only my roommate and I remain. The last thing I remember was him asking me if I wanted a shot of tequila. I said ‘I’ll take two’ and we both pounded two shots of tequila immediately. I should tell you that I was out last night mainly because my air conditioning wasn’t working in my house. I had planned all night to either grab a hotel room or stay at a friend’s house but hadn’t really committed to either idea. I woke up this morning and I had no clue where I was. Finally, I wandered out into the living room and realized that I was at my parent’s house out west. It took me another 15 minutes to recognize the vomit on the crotch of my brand new jeans. If anyone can provide any other details, shoot me an email. While I was doing whatever the hell I did, Eva Longoria was taking a shower on a yacht.

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Eva Longoria Tries To Do A Fire Hydrant

Posted By: Shawn On: July 1, 2008
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Eva Longoria is sitting on that fire hydrant like she could take that sucker no problem. You get the feeling that if you yanked those white pants off it would fit like a sloppy ass glove. What makes it even more bizarre is her shirt says ‘Want More’ and I imagine she does. These were snapped outside the Toast Bakery Cafe on Sunday and I wish I was there so I could have screamed something at her. ‘Yeah, take it baby’ or ’slide that hydrant in, Eva’ would have been on the mark. She does have a pretty nice ass and I was unaware of that before this point so I thank the fire hydrant for that but she looks like an idiot. My shift key is still broken and it’s really pissing me off at this point. I’m thinking about removing it entirely and ductaping a real old school keyboard on top of my laptop. Those things never break. Enjoy these photos of Eva Longoria and I’ll see you in a bit.