Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Back In Entourage Now

Posted By: Shawn On: September 2, 2008
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I had a long ass Labor Day weekend full of debauchery. My back hurts like hell and I’ve downed about thirty or so pills designed to make this pain go away. They have failed to do their jobs. My television is stuck on channel 4 which seems to run paid programming all day long. The guy who was the voice of all of the movie trailers that started with ‘In a World…’ is dead. My room is a disaster. My car is freaking out and it’s pouring down rain which should be perfect for my four bald tires. My rent is due tomorrow and I can’t find my roommate. There’s no beer in the fridge. Welcome to my life, this is Tuesday and here are some sexy photographs of Emmanuelle Chriqui that may or may not get this website some decent traffic. Click my links, bastard.

OMG: Rosie Jones may be unknown and NSFW but she’s hot as hell
Those girls from The Hills are still doing things these days
John Mayer is completely wasted and he is with some blond
WTF: Pamela Anderson is dating Michael Jackson? Seriously?
Isla Fisher looks familiar to me. Anyhow, she’s pretty sexy.

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Tags: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sexy

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Hot For House Bunny

Posted By: Shawn On: August 21, 2008
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I hear the murderous bitch (allegedly, of course) Casey Anthony was released from jail this morning in Orlando. I don’t really know if she killed her little daughter or not but I think she’s dead at this point. I’ve talked about how I think it was an accident followed by a cover up and a bevy of lies here before. I hope this doesn’t mean she won’t be responding to the letter I sent her. There is usually a bit of a delay with the jailhouse mail system so there’s a chance she got my mail and replied. Even if she doesn’t respond to the letter, I have her parent’s home phone number. Casey Anthony will be living there and she will be under house arrest. She can’t go anywhere and will be under constant monitoring. Maybe I’ll call her and see if she wants to chat or have phone sex or something. She’s was locked up for a while and I’m sure she hasn’t been laid in months. I’ll let you know how she responds. Check out these pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui looking hot at the premiere of House Bunny and click my links.

Lindsay Lohan is rocking some pretty amazing sideboob
Idiot: This is why you don’t play with live grenades
Disaster Area: What the hell happened to Meg Ryan’s face?
I like to watch these sexy soccer chicks do their thing
Awesome: This is what Britney Spears voice really sounds like

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Tags: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Premiere

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Visits Jimmy Kimmel Live

Posted By: Shawn On: June 12, 2008
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Last time I made fun of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s last name I was pummeled with hundreds of angry emails so today I will not mock the Golden Child. The truth is, I fear you people. You, the Internet militias, the keyboard crazies, are my one and only fear. There is no stopping you from looking me up on your nerd databases and coming to my new apartment to defend Emmanuelle’s honor with some sort of Samurai sword you bought on EBay. Not that she has any clue who you are or gives a damn if you live or die this week or the next. So I won’t be making fun of her anytime soon because I enjoy this drunken stupor that I call a life. I hope you enjoy these photos of a brilliantly tanned Emmanuelle Chriqui heading to Jimmy Kimmel Live as much as I enjoy breathing.

Angelina Jolie enjoys pregnant sex with Brad Pitt
This is what Lindsay Lohan looks like when she pregnant
Tila Tequila takes credit for legalizing gay marriage in California
John Mayer continues to screw with the gullible paparazzi
It looks like Rihanna has some really hairy arms in these pictures

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Tags: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jimmy Kimmel

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Still Really Hot

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Emmanuelle Chriqui has the most ridiculous name in the world. She also just so happens to have the nicest body in the world which really evens things out. I guess she’s got some bit part in Adam Sandler’s new movie so these photos are of her at the premiere last night. Even though she looks smoking hot in these photos I had to add some video I found from her sexy GQ shoot. So hot.

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