Posted By: Shawn
On: July 14, 2008
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I would never sleep around with Ekaterina Ivanova because I have a hard enough time remembering girls names when they’re as simple as ‘Jennifer’ or ‘Ashlee’. I know that old dude from the Rolling Stones who left his wife and kids for this teenage homewrecker is most certainly not as smart as I am so this must have been his downfall. His name is Ronnie Wood, the 61-year-old guitarist for the ‘Stones, and apparently he stole this chick away from her 26-year-old boyfriend. Rumor has it, he feeds her alcohol around the clock and paints her naked. That sounds quite fun, actually. She has an interesting look but I seriously don’t think I could ever get past that name. I’m no fortune teller but I see this sucker ending in a nasty divorce where he ends up as the ‘Beast of Burden’ Ha! You see what I did there? I integrated a title of a Rolling Stones song in my commentary. It’s like I’m writing for the Washington Post or something except with no readers. Enjoy these pictures of Ekaterina Ivanova and think about that old rock star banging her.

Here are some videos and photos from my Warped Tour adventure
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have officially broken up
The Simpson’s bitches Jessica and Ashlee are in Lake Tahoe, Nevada
Jailbait: Chill out boys, Georgia is Mick Jagger’s 16-year-old daughter
Kate Moss seems to have misplaced her top for the 1,000th time
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Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Goods, What A Jackass
Tags: Ekaterina Ivanova, Ronnie Wood
