Jordan Gives Us A Zombie-Faced Down Blouse

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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Take a good look boys, this may be the last peek we get at those mammoth hooters. Jordan is going into surgery in the next few days to knock her knockers down a peg. Rumor has it she’s going from a 32G to a 32F which doesn’t seem like a big jump until you figure out that this is merely a pit stop on her way down to 32C. Let this be a note to all of you women who want breast implants. Everyone that goes too big always has them reduced. Pamela Anderson just went through the same damn thing. I’m not suggesting that you avoid breast augmentation, quite the opposite actually. Fake boobs can be fantastic if they’re well made. Get a good doctor. Don’t go to that Korean guy on the corner who claims to be a ‘doctor’ with the filthy hands. He may be offering a $900 special that can’t be beat but you’re going to end up with a pair of punching bags that look like they’ve been attacked by wild cats. Cough up the extra cash for a decent set and go 36D and no bigger. I’m off to the premiere of Pineapple Express. I’ll talk to you bastards later.

I’m totally convinced that Katie Holmes has Stockholm’s Syndrome
Lisa Marie Presley isn’t just fat, she’s pregnant with twins
Gwen Stefani is so pregnant it’s not even hot at this point
I like to look at galleries of drunk ass celebrities
Rage Against The Machine rocks it at Lollapalooza

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Tags: Down Blouse, Jordan Price

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Katherine Heigl Touches Puppy, Shows Puppies

Posted By: Shawn On: June 27, 2008
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I can’t stop thinking about the Mini-Me sex tape. It’s so creepy. Someone just sent me a link that I’ll post below of a tell-all interview with the chick he bangs in the video. She’s just as crazy as you were thinking and then some. She talks about his wang and how they met and all sorts of other stuff. I won’t spoil the insanity for you, just click the link below. Anyhow, Katherine Heigl lost her dog - and then found it. I didn’t care and I was actually hoping that the dog realized what a bitch his owner was and left town to embark on some bizarre doggy journey. You know, some Milo and Otis-type stuff. That wasn’t the case. She found the dog and the only good that came of the entire scenario was this photoset where you can pretty much see her boobs. Enjoy the photos and I’ll see you a bit later.

Listen to the Mini-Me sex tape hooker tell all her secrets
Call Off The Search: Ben Savage is not dead, still acting somewhere
Chris Brown and Rihanna are doing it and they have admitted it
The new poster for Saw V is so scary I seriously wet my pants
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks old yet still doable in some strange way

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Tags: Down Blouse, Katherine Heigl

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Hilary Duff Gives You A Peek Down Her Shirt

Posted By: Shawn On: June 21, 2008
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Girls like Hilary Duff are usually sluts. I’m not saying that Hilary Duff in particular is a slut, I’m just saying she might be. I know this because I get paid to host a pole dancing competition at this crazy club down here in South Florida and every week I am blown away by the girls who enter. The prize is $250 cash so it’s not like we’re making them millionaires or something but the girls line up around the block for this contest. Some of them are really, really hot. It’s always the shy girl in the corner that ends up winning. When one of those girls walks up to enter you’re like ‘yeah, right - this bitch is just wasted’ but then she gets on the pole and blows everyone away. We did the contest last night and none of these girls showed up. I don’t know if word has gotten around and professionals think they can bust on in and pick up a quick buck but strippers are coming out of the woodwork. Some smoking hot blond comes in last night and starts flashing her boobs to me and informs me that she’s ‘not wearing any panties’. Yeah, she won. Here are some photos of Hilary Duff out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday.