Danielle Lloyd Likes Guinness Beer

Posted By: Shawn On: November 11, 2008
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My mom sent me a package in the mail. It’s one of those giant tins of popcorn and pretzels and stuff. Since there’s no other food in my house, I am eating the entire thing in one sitting. I think this is a pretty amazing feat and I am proud to brag about it. So far, the cheesy popcorn is the best. White cheddar is also pretty good. There are some peanuts in here, but I am not going to touch them because I saw a little bug crawling around in the nutty area. I hope your lunch/dinner is a little bit better than mine. I’ll just wash it down with a whole bunch of beer, like Danielle Lloyd.

With Love, Meg

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Danielle Lloyd Is With Some Lingerie Hotties

Posted By: Shawn On: October 16, 2008
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Oh. My. God. I need to change my pants.

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Danille Lloyd Is Pretty Sexy In An Orange Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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I have no idea who this Danielle Lloyd chick is. I don’t really care to be honest. She’s got a decent body…nothing I’d turn lesbian for…but hot enough to be seen out with. I have this one friend, who is average looking, but always dresses really, really slutty. She’s that chick that all the guys want because she’s just above their level so they all hit on her. I love going out with her because she picks up all the drunk guys for us and convinces them to buy us drinks. The really drunk ones always go for her, and if they’ve succeeded in getting her drunk, she usually obliges with some back seat hand action at least. It’s fun to watch her in action. She goes out knowing full well that she will get hammered and end the night with some dude’s junk either in her face or hands. Check out Danielle Lloyd in some poolside in some orange bikini and click the hell outta my links. It’s been fun, but I’m out.

With Love, Meg

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Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, VS Bikini Madness

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Danielle LLoyd Has No Need For A Bikini Top

Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I’ve only been to a nude beach once in my entire life. It was the most awkward situation, ever. You’re thinking in your head, even as you park a car in the nude beach parking lot, ‘this is going to rule, hot chicks non-stop and none of them are wearing any clothes.’ It turns out, only really disgusting whores want to go to the beach naked. The rest of them just frolic around their apartments with whatever dude they’re banging at the time. When I sat down on the beach with a 12-pack of Corona, I was surprised to see the only hot nude-beacher heading my way. She had a huge rack and an amazing body and I would guess she was around 28 or 30-years-old. She started to jog as she got closer and watching her boobs was like watching some amazing Cirque De Soleil act that you just couldn’t take your eyes off of. I’m thinking, ’she’s totally going to invite you up to her hotel room and try to sleep with you’ and then, ‘or maybe she wants a Corona and I can get her drunk and pound her’. When she gets close enough to speak to me, I notice she has a very strong Spanish accent and her nipples are pierced. At this point, I’m ready to go. I’m excited about the prospect of this boast-worthy notch on my post. She says to me, in her broken, sexy version of English, ‘can you take picture?’ and I’m like ‘me and you, hell yes, let’s shoot the whole thing.’ Except she was a lesbian and wanted me to take naked photos of her to send back to her girlfriend in Spain. Still, I got to direct her for the pictures which is pretty hot. Check out these photos of Danielle Llyod prancing around with no top on and looking sexy.

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Danielle Lloyd Gets Naked For Breast Cancer

Posted By: Shawn On: June 26, 2008
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I’m watching ‘How It’s Made’ right now and I swear to God this show is hypnotizing. You can get stuck on the couch for hours and end up watching an entire marathon because you find it interesting to see how shopping carts are made. When I get in this mode I completely lose track of time and I get drunk and call people and tell them how things are made. No one seems to find this amusing. The episode that is on right now is about ropes and it doesn’t sound exciting but, trust me, it is. Normally I would just buy ropes and tie girls up and stuff and never even think about how they were made but this show is totally opening my eyes. I’d like to tie Danielle Lloyd up and keep her naked in my basement until there is a cure for Cancer but odds are I would get arrested and no one would find it funny. At least we can check out this nude photo of her that is meant to draw attention to breast Cancer. Breast Cancer now has my attention. I threw in some extra hot shots just to fill in the blanks.