Lindsay Lohan Is Spreading Her Lesbian Legs

Posted By: Shawn On: September 24, 2008
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Yesterday was like freaking gay day or something. Don’t get me wrong, I love the gays. All of them. Gay men make it easier for me to get chicks with less dudes on the market and gay women are just, well, they’re just hot. So yesterday American Idol star and all around obviously gay dude Clay Aiken told the world that he was, in fact, gay. This was no surprise seeing as his child was conceived via test tube with no wiener contact whatsoever. Following Mr. Aiken’s announcement, Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samatha Ronson and then they all had a gay foursome to celebrate. Everything except that last part is true. None of this has stopped Lindsay Lohan from showing the world her crotch so check out these sweet photos of her goods.

More Jessica Alba bikini pics this time it’s a black bikini in Cabo
Is Hugh Hefner’s pimp slap beginning to wear off on the girls?
Drew Barrymore is a whore cheating on the Apple guy
MSN apparently like to show kiddie porn on celebrity websites
This bitch just wants some good press and she doesn’t care

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Goods

Tags: Crotch Shot, Lindsay Lohan

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Let’s All Stare At Jennifer Aniston’s Crotch

Posted By: Shawn On: September 11, 2008
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I can’t believe it’s been seven years since 9/11. I feel really old thinking about that. I was just a 20-year-old guy with no job and an internship at a radio station back then. I remember how chaotic everything was. MSNBC is replaying all of their coverage from September 11, 2001 right now and it’s amazing to see how many crappy, erroneous reports were being treated like fact that day. There were bombs here and explosions there — except there weren’t, really. Seven years, that seems crazy. I’m not sure where Jennifer Aniston was on that day but I don’t suspect her to be a member of Al Qaeda so she gets a pass. Her crotch, however, should be looked at closely for any ties to terrorist entities. Do your part. Be vigilant. On this anniversary of September 11, 2001, the seventh thus far, peer deeply into Jennifer Aniston’s crotch and look for evil. Then, click my links.

Jessica Simpson wants to get in the mix and show us her ass
OMG: What the hell happened to Janet Jackson. Nevermind.
Anna Nicole Smith’s kid is still being sold by that Birkhead dude
Is P Diddy getting paid for these dumb ass Internet videos?
The biggest douche in the world was on the radio today

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Goods

Tags: Crotch Shot, Jennifer Aniston

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Cheryl Burke Exits A Car The Super Slutty Way

Posted By: Shawn On: June 26, 2008
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She was Drew Lachey’s dancing partner on Dancing With The Stars one season and Emmit Smith’s the next. Cheryl Burke is just as slutty in her personal life as she is with her on-screen dance partners. She’s been in Stuff and Maxim and probably a lot of dude’s basements as well. What’s her nationality, you say? Filipino, Russian and Irish, I answer. Look, she’s hot enough to grace the pages of Vanity Spy but this hooker is a flash in the pan. If she wasn’t flashing her crotch no one would have a clue who the hell she was. So tell all your friends today was the day you saw Cheryl Burke’s crotch for the third time and send this link off to ten of your friends… or you will die in the next 24 hours. Hey, it worked for a bunch of other rich Internet guys, I thought I’d give it a shot. I’m off to get floored. Thanks for the crotch shot, Cheryl. Now go kill yourself.