Kim Kardashian Shows Her Bikini Body In Miami

Posted By: Shawn On: November 17, 2008
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All these hot chicks were in Miami this weekend in bikinis and Kim Kardashian was no exception It’s effing freezing in south Florida right now. Just means their nipples are hard. Awesome.

With Love, Meg

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Tags: Boobies, cleavage, kim kardashian

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Scarlett Johansson Has The Best Cleavage Ever

Posted By: Shawn On: November 6, 2008
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Busy day. No time. Don’t care. Links. Boobs. Do it, to it.

With Love, Meg

Night of the living dead
One more off the market
Katy Perry upskirt
Too far, man. Too far.
More Scarlett Johanson boob shots

Posted in: I See Your Boobs

Tags: Boobies, cleavage, Scarlett Johansson

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Cate Blanchett Has Some Enormous Cleavage

Posted By: Shawn On: July 28, 2008
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Cate Blanchett had a kid about three months back and her boobs have grown to the massive size you see in these photos. The kid, Ignatius, is destined to be on the receiving end of beatdowns his entire childhood due to his mothers’ need to be creative during the naming process. Then, he’ll have to deal with every kid on the block wanting to check out his mother’s giant boobs. These photos were snapped at some awards show that you don’t care about in Australia last night. It looks to me like her chest is doing its best to escape from the wrath of that God awful dress. Wow. I just got all Dr. Seuss on you bastards. Anyhow, enjoy these photos as we near the end of an amazingly boring Monday. Send me an email, so I can post it later and make fun of you.

Hayden Panettiere is sucking on her finger and it is kind of sexy
Wait, how old in Emma Watson again? Nevermind, she’s totally 18.
Kelly Ripa is pretty sexy at some outdoor even this weekend
Ali Lohan will never be anywhere near as hot as Lindsay
Amanda Bynes makes one hell of a hot ass Bridesmaid

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Tags: Cate Blanchett, cleavage

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Bar Refaeli Has Bad Skin And A Great Rack

Posted By: Shawn On: July 21, 2008
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At this point, it’s clear to me that I’m either dying or I’m crazy. Today I feel a little better but I’m still short on breath and my heart hurts like a bitch. I don’t know if I’m just over thinking everything and imagining other things are wrong with me after the whole ‘I can’t breathe’ spell or if my body is on a steep decline that will end in the emergency room. I don’t have any insurance for the next 90 days or so and I’m kind of kicking the tires at this point to see if this is going to get worse or better. One thing’s for sure, my family isn’t taking it well. I told my mother what was going on and, in rapid succession, every person I know called to scream at me. I was called a ‘jackass’, ‘moron’ and ‘pussy’ for not going to the hospital to get a checkup. As if I’m scared of a diagnosis. Truthfully, the last thing I’m scared of is a diagnosis. At least at that point I would know what, if anything, was wrong with me. Maybe some liquor will thin my blood and calm me down a bit? Only one way to find out. Enjoy these photos of Bar Refaeli, her bad skin and great rack at the Universal 2008 press tour and I’ll keep on keepin’ on.

Amy Winehouse is still crazy as hell and she loves to show it
Christina Milian shows off her tramp stamp tattoo for you
Singer Joss Stone is banging Nelly for some unknown reason
Patrick Swayze proves to the world that he is invincible
Britney Spears hates everyone and wants to sing a song about it

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Bar Refaeli, cleavage

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Marisa Miller Looks Hot At A Vans Shoe Party

Posted By: Shawn On: July 17, 2008
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I saw an alcoholic midget at the bar last night. No one wanted to approach him because I think on some level everyone felt bad for the little guy. He fell off his bar stool twice which is not bad for me but for him it was like a two story dive. The bartender chick was so clueless, she just kept serving this little guy drink after drink and smiling at him as he tried to grab her boobs. It was one of those outside, island-type bars where everything goes but he was so drunk that it was pissing people off. I was fanning the flames from across the bar as I kept sending him shots of Wild Turkey anonymously. He put them all down, every last drop, immediately and the entire bar would give a collective sigh. Then, homeboy starting peeing right at the bar and the management staff said ‘enough is enough’ and hauled his ass out of there. He crashed on an old wooden bench in the parking lot and it was the greatest visual ever. A drunk, red-headed midget passed out on the wooden bench that still had enough room for tow people to sit comfortably next to him. I stayed there pounding drinks for so long that I saw him wake up and stumble over to his car which, much to my surprise, was a big ass SUV and ride off into the night. And by ‘ride off into the night’ I mean I saw his car pulled over to the side of the round abandoned about a mile down the road. He must have been nabbed for a midget DUI. Marisa Miller was nowhere to be found as she was busy hosting this party for Vans shoes and looking hot. Way too hot for a midget. Enjoy the photos and then click my links.

Jodie Marsh looks like some kind of camel-toe rocking superhero
Samantha Ronson blows her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan a kiss
Keri Hilson is kind of hot and she is about to release her album
The Emmy nominees have been announced and here they are
Pink is in New York City and she looks a little more feminine

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Tags: cleavage, Marisa Miller, Vans

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Ashlee Simpson Rocks Hollywood’s Best Boobs

Posted By: Shawn On: June 11, 2008
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I don’t know what they’re putting in the water in Hollywood but when these girls like Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson and Halle Berry get pregnant, their boobs get huge. We know Christina is still breastfeeding her kid even though he’s two years old and if I was Ashlee’s kid I would never want to pull away. I’d have breast milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I’d grab that box of Captain Crunch that Paris Hilton was toting around yesterday and squeeze the bowl full. I have a solid feeling that Ashlee Simpson will do Playboy one day when here career comes to a grinding halt like her sister Jessica’s and that will make me happy. Actually, if Hefner could get both Ashlee and Jessica in a joint spread I would go out and buy a copy for all of you bastards. Let’s all cross our fingers as we check out these photos of Ashlee Simpson hanging out in Hollywood yesterday.