Christina Ricci Lost The Back Of Her Dress

Posted By: Shawn On: October 22, 2008
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I don’t like that sideboob. There’s something weird going on.

Hugh Hefner is still banging those hot twin chicks
Meagan Good is famous, she has big boobs and here’s a video
Mandy Moore is looking pretty sexy in some slinky black dress
Paris Hilton has a TV show but no one is watching it
Mike Epps likes fat chicks and I think he should take them all

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Tags: Christina Ricci, Sideboob

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Christina Ricci Is In A Bikini And Life Is Good

Posted By: Shawn On: September 3, 2008
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I went to the bar last night and this chick who is always the bartender (she’s the best, stiff drinks, tight ass) was staring at me. It was so uncomfortable. She was looking directly at me for what must have been like ten minutes or so. I just kept drinking my Captain and Coke and watching TV. Then, I’m thinking ‘maybe this is it’, ‘maybe this is the night I’m going to bang this chick’. So I look back at her, staring just as hard in her direction. I make one of those ‘I see you looking at me’ looks and I nod my head like I’m in some movie or something. Bingo. Whatever I did, it must have worked because the bartender starts talking to her friends and now they’re all looking at me. No way? Could I possibly take this sexy bartender and a few of her friends back home? My mind was running wild. I’ve been close to a threesome before but the chicks wouldn’t do anything outside of making out with each other. It was kind of a let down. So bartender hottie starts walking towards me. She was doing that sexy ‘hips and ass’ walk and I took another sip of my drink and did that cool head nod again. She comes all the way down to me and grabs a napkin on the way. I’m thinking, ‘obviously she wants to go home and shower after work before our big threesome so she’ll be needing my phone number pronto’. She kind of hesitates when she finally gets up to me so I give her that cool ‘no, it’s OK, let’s do this thing’ look and she keeps truckin’ my way. She looks right into my eyes and goes ‘your nose is bleeding everywhere, it’s like all over your face at this point’. ‘Here, take these napkins, they just redid this bar and if you get blood on it they’ll fire my ass and you’ll be paying the rent’. Then she walked away. Check out these photos of Christina Ricci as I wallow in my shame.

Whoa Mamma!: I can see right up Holly Madison’s skirt in these pics…
Some crazy old cougar took Harry Potter’s virginity and now he is ashamed
I am kind of a little bit excited about 007 for some unknown reason
Some douchebag hack is getting sued over naked photos (not me)
Elton John and Lilly Allen got in a fight and no one really won

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Tags: Bikini, Christina Ricci

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I Can See Christina Ricci’s Nipples Right Now

Posted By: Shawn On: August 27, 2008
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I just talked some chick into getting naked for me on her webcam. I promised her I wouldn’t hit ‘Print Screen’ to save the images and for some reason I wasn’t lying. I feel like I let you folks down because I know you would have enjoyed checking out naked pictures of this chick. Plus, I really like writing the word EXCLUSIVE on things and I missed a real opportunity here. She didn’t get freaky or anything but she did get totally naked. She told me she had to go because she was taking a shower and I, over the course of about thirty minutes, talked her into showing me her boobs, first, then her goods. It was pretty awesome. I’m going to eat some cookies now and drink a Corona so I can think about what just happened and how much of a failure I am for not documenting it. You can sit back and enjoy these photos of Christina Ricci’s nipples while I sulk.

Fun With Drugs: Some Soap star got busted with cocaine at the airport
Jessica Biel is kinda going downhill in the looks department
DeAnna Pappas is some semi-famous hottie in a bikini
Jailbait: Shawn Johnson shows off her medal and her legs
Venessa Minnillo is looking pretty hot and very desperate