Hollywood Skanks Are More Fun On Halloween

Posted By: Shawn On: November 3, 2008
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I just gave the guy across the hall some left over Halloween chocolate. I put Colon Blow into it prior to throwing the thing into his office at which point he picked it up, thanked me and ate it. (Before you think gross thoughts about me owning Colon Blow, bear with me. We stock pile practical jokes in my department to mess with people while they are on vacation. This is one of those stock piled jokes that I’ve been secretly holding onto for a while now.) I owed him. He put a fart machine under my chair. Payback’s a bitch.

With Love, Meg

Moron.
Devil sheep
Oldie but a goodie
No idea who… just hot.

: Carmen Electra

: Carmen Electra

: Carmen Electra

: Aubrey O'Day

: Aubrey O'Day

: Kendra Wilkinson

: Kendra Wilkinson

: Kendra Wilkinson

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Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Carmen Electra, Halloween, Kendra Wilkinson

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Carmen Electra Won’t Leave The Red Carpet

Posted By: Shawn On: October 10, 2008
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Sometimes you have to bow out gracefully. Carmen Electra is not getting that point. Bitch did like one TV show back in the 90’s, banged Prince and appeared as a sideshow act with big boobs in every ‘Scary Move’ in the past 12 years and somehow people still follow her. I won’t lie, she’s hot. But she’s really, really short and I don’t think that she would be as hot in person. Plus, she’s starting to get older like Jenny McCarthy (both were on MTV’s Singled Out (Remember that!(Those were the days(Before MTV went ALL REALITY(Oh Crap!(I’m stuck in parentheses!(Busting out now)))))) and no one likes an old, ratty ex-hottie. Dave Navarro scooped up the last piece of good stuff there.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Carmen Electra, Red Carpet

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Carmen Electra Is In A Bikini At The DKNY House

Posted By: Shawn On: August 6, 2008
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I need to make a visit to this DKNY House. Apparently, they pay sexy celebrities to hop into tiny bikinis and look, well, sexy. They always appear to be alone and the entire thing seems to be nothing more than a commercial for DKNY. Yet I always fall for it. I guess I’m a sucker for hot chicks. Carmen Electra is still looking good at 36-years-old and her body is better than ever. The only misleading thing about Carmen is (if you ever meet her you’ll notice this right away) she’s like 5 feet tall. That doesn’t take away from her hotness it just makes her a much smaller package. Personally, I prefer my ladies around 5 foot 6 or so. Enjoy these photos of Carmen Electra in a bikini and click my super Wednesday link fiesta.

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Some Hollywood Madame screwed up and revealed her clients

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Carmen Electra

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Carmen Electra Gets Paid To Act Like A Slut

Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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Let’s continue the story of Casey Anthony. OK, so Casey hasn’t seen her daughter in 31 days and police are questioning her about the missing 3-year-old girl. Murderer tells the officers that she works at Universal Studios and she told several of her coworkers about her missing daughter as she was ‘conducting her own investigation’. None of the coworkers whom she names are currently employed by Universal Studios but she stands by her story. She talks about her office but can’t give solid directions to the police so they drive her there and she walks with authority through the hallways to her office. Except there isn’t an office and she finally admits that she doesn’t work for Universal. The cops arrest Murderer and charge her with filing a false report. Everyone in her family thinks that she’s guilty until her mother all of a sudden changes her mind and begins to defend her daughter. Mom wants authorities to trace down the baby sitter who, again, doesn’t exist. This bitch, sorry, Murderer is so crazy that she’s still sticking by her story. Both police and her own mother said the trunk of her car smelled like a dead body. You can contact the crazy, semi-attractive, murdering bitch here.

Casey Marie Anthony
08034750 ML-14
P.O. Box 4970
Orlando, FL 32802-4970

You have to give it to her, at least she’s consistent. Enjoy these completely unrelated photos of Carmen Electra and click my links, bitch.

Full details on the case of Casey ‘kinda hot murderer’ Anthony are right here
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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Fashion Statements

Tags: Carmen Electra

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Carmen Electra And Kim Kardashian Together

Posted By: Shawn On: July 27, 2008
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It’s been a ridiculous weekend. I ended up staying at the club on Friday night until the lights came on. A few of the chicks who were involved in the pole dancing competition were slutting it up at the bar and showing the bartender their goods for free drinks. Then, the ugliest of the bunch asks me to take her home and for some reason I accepted the offer. I sobered up when I exited the front door and realized I had her car keys in my hand and I was supposed to drive her to my house. I wasn’t sure exactly how to get out of this awkward situation so I just acted like I dropped her keys in the dark parking lot. After about 10 minutes of searching for them, she gave up and ran over to another group of guys in the parking lot. I took the opportunity to exit and made my way to another party and another place. This, my friends, is how you avoid banging ugly chicks. Had this random pole dance competition loser looked half as hot as either Carmen Electra or Kim Kardashian, she’d still be duct taped and blindfolded in my basement. Check out these photos of Carmen and Kim at Comic Con in San Diego this weekend and click my super killer Sunday-edition links.

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Mischa Barton has some homemade looking bathing suit on

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Carmen Electra, kim kardashian

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Carmen Electra With Douche At Some Casino

Posted By: Shawn On: June 23, 2008
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Carmen Electra is essentially a midget. I’ve seen her once in real life and she’s about waist-high. I remember thinking really? That’s Carmen Electra? It’s funny how sometimes celebrities are not even close to as hot in real life as they are here on the pages of Vanity Spy. Carmen was right down the road from me at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino last night and she’s brought her douchebag boyfriend with her. He’s the guy from Korn that you’ve never heard of who replaced that one guy who went all crazy about Jesus. Anyhow, he’s following Prince, B-Real (of Cypress Hill), Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, and Dave Navarro. Her sexual exploits list reads like the cast from Circus of the Stars Season Two but I’d still sleep with her. Enjoy these photos.